Some jokes in english

[M14ka]

At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up from his newspaper, my husband replied,"about ten years."

[M14ka]

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.
Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."
"Good," my dad quickly answered. "Wash it again!"

[shellylie.]

That's so funny.

[M14ka]

Every morning I do a combination of yoga and exercises in the living room. As I was kneeling one day with arms out stretched and head bowed to the floor, my son came down the stairs. He looked at me and said, " A simple 'Good morning' will do!"

[M14ka]

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit. When I finally entered the house, I called out, "The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

[M14ka]

Each sunday in church I noticed a gray-haired couple who sat holding hands just like newlyweds. Finally I couldn't stand being quiet any longer and remarked to the wife how wonderful it was that they were still so much in love. "Love has nothing to do with it," she replied. "I hold Harold's hand to keep him from cracking his knuckles."

[M14ka]

Two brothers were getting ready to boil some eggs to color the Easter. "I'll give you a dollar if you let me break three of these on your head," said the older one.
"Promise?" asked the younger.
"Promise!"
Gleefully, the older boy broke two eggs over his brother's head. Standing stiff for fear and the gooey mess would get all over him, the little boy asked, "When is the third egg coming?"
"It's not," replied the brother. "That would cost me a dollar."

[M14ka]

A teacher was describing the Statue of Liberty to her second-grades. She explained that Lady Liberty held a torch in one hand and a tablet, which was something like a book, in the other. Then she asked the students if they knew why the statue held a torch. One youngster raised his hand and answered, "Because you're not supposed to read in the dark."

[will_i_am]

The Bunny's Gone 

[M14ka]

The Bunny's Gone 

[will_i_am]

kelincinya hilang tadi...

[bluppy]

profile picture m14ka bunny nya hilang kali maksudnya
eitss...salah, kayanya dari dulu bukan gambar bunny yag?

[M14ka]

kelincinya hilang tadi...

iaa....  td br nyadar....

[will_i_am]

profile picture m14ka bunny nya hilang kali maksudnya
eitss...salah, kayanya dari dulu bukan gambar bunny yag?

ukan di profile pic cc, di signaturenya..

[M14ka]

A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts.
A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?"
"Business has been so tremendous lately," the man replied, "that I decided to open a branch office."