Some jokes in english

[Mas Tidar]

They say so many people die because of alcohol.
They never realized how many of them are born because of it.

[Chen Hui Ling]

[M14ka]

Ga keliatan apa"

[Chen Hui Ling]

di tempatku udah keluar gambar kok cc miaka

[bluppy]

di tempatku udah keluar gambar kok cc miaka

di tempat saya juga ngk keliatan gambar apapun

[Chen Hui Ling]

[img]http://ratsfunnybone.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/best-divorce-letter-ever-thumb.jpg[img]

udah nongol kah?

[M14ka]

udah nongol kah?

udaaa 

[Chen Hui Ling]

finally

[kullatiro]

walah nice letter with sharp edge of serpent.

[will_i_am]

[M14ka]

lotre apa yg dpt 100 M yaa....

[havermutz]

I agree with the quote on the letter " everything happens for a reason " 

[M14ka]

A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate. 'I want a companion who is small and cute,' he says. 'She must love water sports and enjoy group activities.' The computer says, 'Marry a penguin.'

[M14ka]

Because my grandmother mislays her keys, I bought her a key tag that beeps in response to certain sounds. She decided on the word "Mama."
During one of my visits, a neighbor took me aside and suggested I might have to pay more attention to the elderly lady. Yesterday, he said, he had seen her roaming through her house, calling for her mother and looking for her in drawers and closets.

[M14ka]

A man visited a fortuneteller and sat down in front of her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children," she said.
"That's what you think," the man replied. "I'm the father of three children."
The fortuneteller smiled and said, "That's what you think."