Some jokes in english

[Shasika]

Yup. He could heard all those notes in his brain.  What a music genius !

Sure bro, he was a genius one.

[Shasika]

3 persons debated :
Money (M) : I am the most important in the world, all people need me !
Ship (S) : No, U R not the most important, cos of no me then how U can living in the world ?
M : without me how people can life ? all in the world need money.
S : without me how U can survive Ur life ? U need Ship to go everywhere (by flight, ship, bus, etc), U need relationship, partnership, friendship, etc, to support Ur life which these can happen even without money.
Love (M) : All people need money, ship, etc for Ur life, but I am the most important in the world cos of ONLY me the world exist.