Buddhist Humour

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langitbiru

12 July 2007, 06:36:33 PM
Seorang bhikkhu dan seorang umat sedang bermeditasi,
tiba2 ada seekor nyamuk terbang mengelilingi mereka.
sang Bhikkhu dgn hati2 menangkap nyamuk itu dgn tangannya, lalu membawa keluar jendela, dan melepaskannya.
Umat : "Astaga, untuk masalah sepele itu, kok repot amat? bunuh saja langsung"
Bhikkhu : "Astaga, untuk masalah sepele itu, kok melakukan pembunuhan"

*disadur dr postingan seseorg di forum tetangga, kl orgnya dah register, post yg asli dunk*
oni... kao titi bobo... gigi...

langitbiru

#1
12 July 2007, 06:43:10 PM
Following an incident where US soldiers allegedly flushed a copy of the Koran down a toilet, Ajahn Brahm was asked what he would do if someone flushed a Buddhist holy book down a toilet.

"Call a plumber."

*dicopy dr The man behind the mission - Ajahn Brahm(
oni... kao titi bobo... gigi...

El Sol

#2
13 July 2007, 11:08:07 AM
kocak ^^ nice job mbak!! :-* 8) ;D

morpheus

#3
13 July 2007, 12:53:00 PM
three most important rings in human's life:
1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring
3. suffer.... ring

;D
* I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it
* Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path

langitbiru

#4
13 July 2007, 01:09:44 PM
el sol : thanks, ayo..sumbang-sumbang  ^-^

morpheus :  =)) lu dah sampe suffer... ring blm?  ^-^
oni... kao titi bobo... gigi...

Forte

#5
13 July 2007, 03:28:13 PM
Suffer .. ring..  =)) =))
Ngakak mode on.. d

Fei Lun Hai

#6
01 August 2007, 11:45:37 AM
Quote from: Hedi Kasmanto on 13 July 2007, 03:28:13 PMSuffer .. ring..  =)) =)) Ngakak mode on.. d

Emangnya lucu ya? ???
your life simple or complex is depend on yourself

Sumedho

#7
01 August 2007, 11:49:48 AM
wah gimana jelasin-nya yah ?
There is no place like 127.0.0.1

langitbiru

#8
01 August 2007, 01:37:54 PM
 :))

hal yg sulit dijelaskan emang rasa  :))

mencoba untuk melogika-kan :
1 dan 2 maksudnya akhiran -ring adalah cincin
shg pikiran kita membayangkan cincin.
tp ke 3 justru penderitaan
kebayang lucunya?
#:-S
oni... kao titi bobo... gigi...

Forte

#9
01 August 2007, 06:36:51 PM
Bro MAITRI kadang terlalu serius..

Fei Lun Hai

#10
03 August 2007, 12:14:27 PM
Quote from: Hedi Kasmanto on 01 August 2007, 06:36:51 PMBro MAITRI kadang terlalu serius..

Masa sih?  >:D  :))
your life simple or complex is depend on yourself

Kebod

#11
26 August 2007, 12:56:46 PM
Yang lucu2 lagi donk...

Lex Chan

#12
27 August 2007, 08:53:57 PM
Kalau umat lain bawa kitab suci setiap kebaktian,
kita sebagai umat Buddhis beruntung karena tidak wajib bawa seluruh kitab suci...  :))
"Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the world your best anyway"
-Mother Teresa-

Fei Lun Hai

#13
29 August 2007, 10:22:31 AM
Quote from: Lex Chan on 27 August 2007, 08:53:57 PMKalau umat lain bawa kitab suci setiap kebaktian, kita sebagai umat Buddhis beruntung karena tidak wajib bawa seluruh kitab suci...  :))

Kalau kita bawa SELURUH kitab suci setiap kebaktian bisa modar atuh  :))
your life simple or complex is depend on yourself

HokBen

#14
29 August 2007, 10:29:48 AM
Quote from: Metti on 29 August 2007, 10:22:31 AM
Quote from: Lex Chan on 27 August 2007, 08:53:57 PMKalau umat lain bawa kitab suci setiap kebaktian, kita sebagai umat Buddhis beruntung karena tidak wajib bawa seluruh kitab suci...  :))

Kalau kita bawa SELURUH kitab suci setiap kebaktian bisa modar atuh  :))

bisa aja, masing2 umat bawa dvd kira2 200 biji, pake backpack buat naek gunung ama laptop satu. ntar kalo mau ceramah sand Dharmaduta bilang :
"Bacaan firman Sang Buddha hari ini kita ambil dari DVD ke 134, folder 25 file ke 257."  :P
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