Buddhist Humour

[ajan]

Tukang Daging dan Ibu-ibu Sakit Gigi

Suatu pagi lewatlah seorang penjual daging."Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg! !!"
teriaknya. Seorang ibu rumah tangga yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget
mendengarteriakan si tukang daging.
Ibu: "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!???"
Tukang daging : "Wah kebetulan gak punya, Bu. Hari ini daging semua..."

wakakakaka...lucu...lucu 

[morpheus]

*this is not a true story*

when the dalai lama was in US, he saw a hot dog stall. since he's hungry, he decided to buy a hot dog...

dalai lama: "may I have one hot dog please...?"
hot dog guy: "what do you want? onion, mustard, chili, ketchup or pickle?"
dalai lama: "Make me one with everything"
hot dog guy: "ok" *making the hot dog* "here you go.. $7.50"
dalai lama: "thanks" and he gave $20
dalai lama kept waiting for the change... waiting... waiting... but the guy did not give the change
dalai lama: "Hey where's my change?"
hot dog guy: "i can't give it to you. change must come from within"

[jamescoa]

 

*this is not a true story*

when the dalai lama was in US, he saw a hot dog stall. since he's hungry, he decided to buy a hot dog...

dalai lama: "may I have one hot dog please...?"
hot dog guy: "what do you want? onion, mustard, chili, ketchup or pickle?"
dalai lama: "Make me one with everything"
hot dog guy: "ok" *making the hot dog* "here you go.. $7.50"
dalai lama: "thanks" and he gave $20
dalai lama kept waiting for the change... waiting... waiting... but the guy did not give the change
dalai lama: "Hey where's my change?"
hot dog guy: "i can't give it to you. change must come from within"

[Pitu Kecil]

kalo sammasambuddha-nya 10.000 tahun si 'ananda' nya harus pakai laptop -> Ditambah HardDisk Mesti 500 Giga 

[Pitu Kecil]

Tukang Daging dan Ibu-ibu Sakit Gigi

Suatu pagi lewatlah seorang penjual daging."Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg! !!"
teriaknya. Seorang ibu rumah tangga yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget
mendengarteriakan si tukang daging.
Ibu: "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!???"
Tukang daging : "Wah kebetulan gak punya, Bu. Hari ini daging semua..."

wakakakaka...lucu...lucu 

busyet buat saya ketawa kayak orang gila

[Pitu Kecil]

*this is not a true story*

when the dalai lama was in US, he saw a hot dog stall. since he's hungry, he decided to buy a hot dog...

dalai lama: "may I have one hot dog please...?"
hot dog guy: "what do you want? onion, mustard, chili, ketchup or pickle?"
dalai lama: "Make me one with everything"
hot dog guy: "ok" *making the hot dog* "here you go.. $7.50"
dalai lama: "thanks" and he gave $20
dalai lama kept waiting for the change... waiting... waiting... but the guy did not give the change
dalai lama: "Hey where's my change?"
hot dog guy: "i can't give it to you. change must come from within"

jika ditambah 1 lagi lelucon saya bisa

[Ginny]

Thx buat semua yang dah posting ya lucu-lucu disini.
Terus berkarya ya. ginny tunggu karya-karya berikutnya

[Pitu Kecil]

Karya Ginny juga donk 

[oddiezz]

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

[oddiezz]

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

[oddiezz]

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Tree falling in the forest.

[Lex Chan]

Is there anybody can help me to understand the last 3 jokes?
Kelas berat banget..

[oddiezz]

Is there anybody can help me to understand the last 3 jokes?
Kelas berat banget..

hehe..pernah baca light bulb jokes khan ?
biasanya digunakan untuk menyindir org2 tertentu,
misalnya ..
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

untuk menyindir kalo polisi jarang ada kalo lagi dibutuhkan.

then..
joke pertama..
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

untuk menyindir, bahwa Buddhist itu lah light bulb it sendiri,
Buddhist itu sendirilah Buddha ( ato calon Buddha ) 

[Huiono]

wow...
Lucu... lucu...
Lagi dunk... 

[Lex Chan]

then..
joke pertama..
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

untuk menyindir, bahwa Buddhist itu lah light bulb it sendiri,
Buddhist itu sendirilah Buddha ( ato calon Buddha ) 

Yang pertama udah ngerti..
Yang dua lainnya?