Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper

[SaddhaMitta]

Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??

jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu.

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

[Fudotakika]

Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??

vertu belum ada, yang. 3310 mau gak? plus sms mesra di dalamnya...

sekali vertu tetep vertu, ga ada ajang tawar menawar

[Fudotakika]

Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??

jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu.

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

ayok buktikan

[Pitu Kecil]

Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??

jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu.

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

mana tinggi cuma 20% per tahun doank

[Lex Chan]

ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?

[Fudotakika]

ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?

tinggal di translate lex

[Lex Chan]

ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?

tinggal di translate lex

killing me softly...

[Huiono]

Mau yang versi English?

ta da....

1.) I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
2.) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
3.) I lost my number, can I have yours?
4.) If I followed you home, would you keep me?
5.) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
6.) I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven.
7.) If I had a rose for every time I've thought of you, I'd walk forever in a garden.
8.) Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
9.) I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
10.) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
11.) Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
12.) Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you...
13.) Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
14.) I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
15.) Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
16.) Excuse me, but I think you've something in your eye. Oh sorry, it's just a sparkle.
17.) Did I just feel an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
18.) Hi, my name's [insert name here], but you can call me later.
19.) I have a problem – give me your hand. There's a bunny, a fox, and a river. I have to get the bunny and fox across the river. (The guy traces his fingers along her palm, and the girl's like "huh?" and he'd be like "I dunno, I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand").
20.) Did you know that when a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for life? Do you want to be my penguin?
21.) If I could reach out and grab a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
22.) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
23.) Do you have any bandaids? Because I skinned my knees falling for you.

[FZ]

ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?

tinggal di translate lex

killing me softly...

mei yo ni.. mei yo wo

[andry]

(13)   Orang bilang bulan itu indah...tapi aku bilang tidak. Orang bilang planet venus itu cantik...tapi menurut aku tidak. Aku bilang bumi itu indah dan cantik...karena ada kamu.   

wah bener nih kleper2 ampe gubraxx...
td wa liat di mama mia- antara brenda &denny cagur. >>> denny ampe kleper2 gubrax...

[Mr. Wei]

 [at] Mr. Karuna:
klo cewek di smsin gini kira2 reaksinya gimana ya?

[Fudotakika]

[at] Mr. Karuna:
klo cewek di smsin gini kira2 reaksinya gimana ya?

ya palingan tak balesin dengan gombalan yang sama, liat siapa yang teler duluan

[Mr. Wei]

[williamhalim]

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

Meskipun jauh dari Medan, namun gaung nama Olo sampai juga kesini

Dia masih ada toh? Yg sy dengar terakhir Mister ini sudah lari ke LN ketika Susanto jadi Kapolri

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[Fudotakika]

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

Meskipun jauh dari Medan, namun gaung nama Olo sampai juga kesini

Dia masih ada toh? Yg sy dengar terakhir Mister ini sudah lari ke LN ketika Susanto jadi Kapolri

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