kilas parodi - kompas (2008 12 15)

[Mas Tidar]

Wife   : Honey... what are you looking for ?
husband   : nothing.
wife   : nothing... You've been reading our meriage certiificate for an hour??
husband   : I was just looking for the expiry date


wife   : you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
husband   : when there is a problem, no matter how imposible I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
wife   : you see how miraculous and powerful I am for you
husband   : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "what other problem can there be grater than this one ?"


interview to millionaire: to whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
millionaire : I owe everything to my wife
interviewer : wow, she must be some woman. what were you before you married her?
millionaire : billionaire