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Title: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: nyanadhana on 25 July 2008, 10:56:05 AM
 

(1) Tadi malam aku kirim bidadari untuk menjaga tidurmu. Eh, dia buru-buru balik. Katanya, 'Ah, masa bidadari disuruh jaga bidadari?'

(2) Kalau kamu nanya berapa kali kamu datang ke pikiranku, jujur aja, cuma sekali. abisnya, ga pergi2 sih!
(3) Sempet bingung jg, kok aku bisa senyum sendiri. Baru nyadar, aku lagi mikirin kamu.

(4) Kalau suatu saat kamu hancurkan hatiku... akan kucintai kamu dengan kepingannya yang tersisa.

(5) Berusaha melupakanmu, sama sulitnya dengan mengingat seseorang yang tak pernah kukenal.

(6) Kalau kamu ajak aku melompat bareng, aku ngga bakalan mau. Mending aku lari ke bawah, bersiap menangkapmu.

(7) Aku pernah jatuhkan setetes air mata di selat Sunda. Di hari aku bisa menemukannya lagi, itulah waktunya aku berhenti mencintaimu.

(8) Ga usah janjiin bintang dan bulan untuk aku, cukup janjiin kamu bakal selalu bersamaku di bawah cahayanya.

(9) Kalau kamu nanya mana yg lebih penting buat aku: hidupku atau hidupmu, aku bakal jawab hidupku. Eits, jangan marah dulu, karena kamulah hidupku.

(10) Pertama ketemu, aku takut ngomong sama kamu. Pertama ngomong sama kamu, aku takut kalau nanti suka sama kamu. Udah suka, aku makin takut kalau jatuh cinta. Setelah sekarang cinta sama kamu, aku jadi bener2 takut kehilangan kamu. Kamu emang menakutkan!

(11) Ketika hidup memberiku seratus alasan untuk menangis, kau datang membawa seribu alasan untuk tersenyum.

(12) Jika aku bisa jadi bagian dari dirimu, aku mau jadi airmatamu, yang tersimpan di hatimu, lahir dari matamu, hidup di pipimu, dan mati di bibirmu

(13)   Orang bilang bulan itu indah...tapi aku bilang tidak. Orang bilang planet venus itu cantik...tapi menurut aku tidak. Aku bilang bumi itu indah dan cantik...karena ada kamu.   


Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: ryu on 25 July 2008, 12:26:38 PM
:)) bener2 gombal :))
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Anestan on 25 July 2008, 12:28:45 PM
sudah terbukti...langsung kleper,,,kleper,,,hahhaha
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 01:09:51 PM
oh nooooo
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Pitu Kecil on 25 July 2008, 01:27:01 PM
Praktek ahhhh (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi269.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj73%2FLotharGuard%2FLucu%2Fonion-icon053.gif&hash=53b6c641d553332798816fee9a61de0eda3f27ab)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:37:50 PM
Mantep nih... yayang fudo yang diatas semua buat yayang fudo...
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: san on 25 July 2008, 02:49:33 PM
Mmuuuaannntaaapp :jempol: :jempol: :jempol: :jempol: :jempol:

Yang ini wa ga yakin bikin kleper2x:

(10) Pertama ketemu, aku takut ngomong sama kamu. Pertama ngomong sama kamu, aku takut kalau nanti suka sama kamu. Udah suka, aku makin takut kalau jatuh cinta. Setelah sekarang cinta sama kamu, aku jadi bener2 takut kehilangan kamu. Kamu emang menakutkan!
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:09:13 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:37:50 PM
Mantep nih... yayang fudo yang diatas semua buat yayang fudo...

(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fcici-emoticon-007.gif&hash=71f19aa6b37947345af424b7e8bba320270c6c9f) jangan cuman berkata kata, buktikan !! buktikan !!
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Pitu Kecil on 25 July 2008, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)
jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu. (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi269.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj73%2FLotharGuard%2FLucu%2Fmonkey46.gif&hash=8fffc9ae1f8716a0b79c27efeb422621e988d142)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:16:44 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:09:13 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:37:50 PM
Mantep nih... yayang fudo yang diatas semua buat yayang fudo...

(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fcici-emoticon-007.gif&hash=71f19aa6b37947345af424b7e8bba320270c6c9f) jangan cuman berkata kata, buktikan !! buktikan !!

kan udah di posting nyanadhana. sayang fudo. mau dikirim via sms. no baru yayang berapa? yayang sih suka ganti2 no hp...
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:17:35 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)

vertu belum ada, yang. 3310 mau gak? plus sms mesra di dalamnya...
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:18:03 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)
jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu. (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi269.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj73%2FLotharGuard%2FLucu%2Fmonkey46.gif&hash=8fffc9ae1f8716a0b79c27efeb422621e988d142)

katanya udah jual rumah barbie dan mobil kent...heran kok tetep ga kebeli, kebanyakan selingkuhan sih..mana katanya mo korek hatinya kluar lagi buat kulihat
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:19:27 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)
jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu. (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi269.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj73%2FLotharGuard%2FLucu%2Fmonkey46.gif&hash=8fffc9ae1f8716a0b79c27efeb422621e988d142)

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... :)) :)) kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:19:51 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:17:35 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)

vertu belum ada, yang. 3310 mau gak? plus sms mesra di dalamnya...

sekali vertu tetep vertu, ga ada ajang tawar menawar(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E097.gif&hash=2c638c818f9fcb6f3bab8af2d4c2750fb0a69bde)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:19:27 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)
jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu. (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi269.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj73%2FLotharGuard%2FLucu%2Fmonkey46.gif&hash=8fffc9ae1f8716a0b79c27efeb422621e988d142)

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... :)) :)) kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

ayok buktikan (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E097.gif&hash=2c638c818f9fcb6f3bab8af2d4c2750fb0a69bde)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Pitu Kecil on 25 July 2008, 03:27:09 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:19:27 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 25 July 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Gombal banget tuh, dah ga jaman. Sekarang mah, save semua sms itu di outbox, kasi ama hp-nya sekalian... Baru kleper2...

setuju...

setuju sama apa gin? mana vertuku??(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2FYOYO59960124BB8FBDDEFA01A974E005.gif&hash=07684d8f2b93384a23e08962410bf3f2405544be)
jangan harap dikasih vertu, buktinya ampe skrg belum ada pinjem duit ama gue untuk beliin vertu. (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi269.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj73%2FLotharGuard%2FLucu%2Fmonkey46.gif&hash=8fffc9ae1f8716a0b79c27efeb422621e988d142)

Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... :)) :)) kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

mana tinggi cuma 20% per tahun doank (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi269.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj73%2FLotharGuard%2FLucu%2Fcat3.gif&hash=3bdf67bb05794d9bf538c935d7d00907f85ac2a2)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Lex Chan on 25 July 2008, 05:32:32 PM
ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?
(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fmonkey15.gif&hash=14b94c3b08da2e158e683fb16c20ea22c6e77f08)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 05:48:50 PM
Quote from: Lex Chan on 25 July 2008, 05:32:32 PM
ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?
(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fmonkey15.gif&hash=14b94c3b08da2e158e683fb16c20ea22c6e77f08)

tinggal di translate lex :))
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Lex Chan on 25 July 2008, 06:18:38 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 05:48:50 PM
Quote from: Lex Chan on 25 July 2008, 05:32:32 PM
ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?
(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fmonkey15.gif&hash=14b94c3b08da2e158e683fb16c20ea22c6e77f08)

tinggal di translate lex :))

~X( ~X( ~X(

killing me softly...

(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fyo-17.gif&hash=ac34cc1eef2b9813644597303be3f925690c5ea7) (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fyo16.gif&hash=88b2d3a0c957b04fe5c2673dfacf8f79c4886007)
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Huiono on 25 July 2008, 07:28:20 PM
Mau yang versi English?

ta da....

1.) I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
2.) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
3.) I lost my number, can I have yours?
4.) If I followed you home, would you keep me?
5.) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
6.) I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven.
7.) If I had a rose for every time I've thought of you, I'd walk forever in a garden.
8.) Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
9.) I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
10.) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
11.) Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
12.) Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you...
13.) Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
14.) I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
15.) Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
16.) Excuse me, but I think you've something in your eye. Oh sorry, it's just a sparkle.
17.) Did I just feel an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
18.) Hi, my name's [insert name here], but you can call me later.
19.) I have a problem – give me your hand. There's a bunny, a fox, and a river. I have to get the bunny and fox across the river. (The guy traces his fingers along her palm, and the girl's like "huh?" and he'd be like "I dunno, I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand").
20.) Did you know that when a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for life? Do you want to be my penguin?
21.) If I could reach out and grab a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
22.) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
23.) Do you have any bandaids? Because I skinned my knees falling for you.
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: FZ on 25 July 2008, 09:17:46 PM
Quote from: Lex Chan on 25 July 2008, 06:18:38 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 25 July 2008, 05:48:50 PM
Quote from: Lex Chan on 25 July 2008, 05:32:32 PM
ada SMS gombal yang versi mandarin ngga ya?
(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fmonkey15.gif&hash=14b94c3b08da2e158e683fb16c20ea22c6e77f08)

tinggal di translate lex :))

~X( ~X( ~X(

killing me softly...

(https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fyo-17.gif&hash=ac34cc1eef2b9813644597303be3f925690c5ea7) (https://forum.dhammacitta.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk51%2Fmushroom_kick%2Fyo16.gif&hash=88b2d3a0c957b04fe5c2673dfacf8f79c4886007)
mei yo ni.. mei yo wo :))
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: andry on 25 July 2008, 10:01:54 PM
(13)   Orang bilang bulan itu indah...tapi aku bilang tidak. Orang bilang planet venus itu cantik...tapi menurut aku tidak. Aku bilang bumi itu indah dan cantik...karena ada kamu.   

wah bener nih kleper2 ampe gubraxx...
td wa liat di mama mia- antara brenda &denny cagur. >>> denny ampe kleper2 gubrax... :))
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Mr. Wei on 26 July 2008, 12:06:32 PM
 [at] Mr. Karuna:
klo cewek di smsin gini kira2 reaksinya gimana ya? :))
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 26 July 2008, 12:11:59 PM
Quote from: Mr. Wei on 26 July 2008, 12:06:32 PM
[at] Mr. Karuna:
klo cewek di smsin gini kira2 reaksinya gimana ya? :))

ya palingan tak balesin dengan gombalan yang sama, liat siapa yang teler duluan :D
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Mr. Wei on 26 July 2008, 12:19:52 PM
^:)^ ^:)^
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: williamhalim on 26 July 2008, 12:35:55 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:19:27 PM
Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... :)) :)) kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

Meskipun jauh dari Medan, namun gaung nama Olo sampai juga kesini :))

Dia masih ada toh? Yg sy dengar terakhir Mister ini sudah lari ke LN ketika Susanto jadi Kapolri

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Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Fudotakika on 26 July 2008, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: willibordus on 26 July 2008, 12:35:55 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:19:27 PM
Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... :)) :)) kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

Meskipun jauh dari Medan, namun gaung nama Olo sampai juga kesini :))

Dia masih ada toh? Yg sy dengar terakhir Mister ini sudah lari ke LN ketika Susanto jadi Kapolri

::

konon katanya di singapore
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: SaddhaMitta on 26 July 2008, 02:59:45 PM
Quote from: Fudotakika on 26 July 2008, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: willibordus on 26 July 2008, 12:35:55 PM
Quote from: SaddhaMitta on 25 July 2008, 03:19:27 PM
Bunga kau tinggi kali. mending aku pinjam ke OLO Pangebean. kalo gak bayar paling jari-jari tanggan ku berhilangan satu-persatu... :)) :)) kalo jari dah habis kepala ku yang hilang

Meskipun jauh dari Medan, namun gaung nama Olo sampai juga kesini :))

Dia masih ada toh? Yg sy dengar terakhir Mister ini sudah lari ke LN ketika Susanto jadi Kapolri

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konon katanya di singapore

Uangnya kan masih ada disini. antek-anteknya juga masih banyak
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: eddy_fei82 on 02 August 2008, 05:16:40 PM
boleh juga neh, mudah2n bisa bikin keleper2 :D
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: 53121f4n71 on 02 August 2008, 05:53:54 PM
Oalah.. gombalnya....

Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: huihui on 07 August 2008, 03:10:17 PM
Quote from: nyanadhana on 25 July 2008, 10:56:05 AM


(1) Tadi malam aku kirim bidadari untuk menjaga tidurmu. Eh, dia buru-buru balik. Katanya, 'Ah, masa bidadari disuruh jaga bidadari?'

(2) Kalau kamu nanya berapa kali kamu datang ke pikiranku, jujur aja, cuma sekali. abisnya, ga pergi2 sih!
(3) Sempet bingung jg, kok aku bisa senyum sendiri. Baru nyadar, aku lagi mikirin kamu.

(4) Kalau suatu saat kamu hancurkan hatiku... akan kucintai kamu dengan kepingannya yang tersisa.

(5) Berusaha melupakanmu, sama sulitnya dengan mengingat seseorang yang tak pernah kukenal.

(6) Kalau kamu ajak aku melompat bareng, aku ngga bakalan mau. Mending aku lari ke bawah, bersiap menangkapmu.

(7) Aku pernah jatuhkan setetes air mata di selat Sunda. Di hari aku bisa menemukannya lagi, itulah waktunya aku berhenti mencintaimu.

(8) Ga usah janjiin bintang dan bulan untuk aku, cukup janjiin kamu bakal selalu bersamaku di bawah cahayanya.

(9) Kalau kamu nanya mana yg lebih penting buat aku: hidupku atau hidupmu, aku bakal jawab hidupku. Eits, jangan marah dulu, karena kamulah hidupku.

(10) Pertama ketemu, aku takut ngomong sama kamu. Pertama ngomong sama kamu, aku takut kalau nanti suka sama kamu. Udah suka, aku makin takut kalau jatuh cinta. Setelah sekarang cinta sama kamu, aku jadi bener2 takut kehilangan kamu. Kamu emang menakutkan!

(11) Ketika hidup memberiku seratus alasan untuk menangis, kau datang membawa seribu alasan untuk tersenyum.

(12) Jika aku bisa jadi bagian dari dirimu, aku mau jadi airmatamu, yang tersimpan di hatimu, lahir dari matamu, hidup di pipimu, dan mati di bibirmu

(13)   Orang bilang bulan itu indah...tapi aku bilang tidak. Orang bilang planet venus itu cantik...tapi menurut aku tidak. Aku bilang bumi itu indah dan cantik...karena ada kamu.  




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Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Anestan on 07 August 2008, 03:11:34 PM
ada lagi ga ? smsnya?
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: huihui on 07 August 2008, 03:13:49 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 01:27:01 PM
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Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: 53121f4n71 on 07 August 2008, 03:21:14 PM
Quote from: huihui on 07 August 2008, 03:13:49 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 01:27:01 PM
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:)) :))  :))
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Pitu Kecil on 07 August 2008, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: huihui on 07 August 2008, 03:13:49 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 01:27:01 PM
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Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: huihui on 07 August 2008, 03:40:59 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 07 August 2008, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: huihui on 07 August 2008, 03:13:49 PM
Quote from: LotharGuard on 25 July 2008, 01:27:01 PM
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Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Pitu Kecil on 07 August 2008, 03:51:23 PM
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Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Lily W on 07 August 2008, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: Anestan on 07 August 2008, 03:11:34 PM
ada lagi ga ? smsnya?

Kata MULAN, kamu mahkluk Tuhan Paling Seksi...
Kata RADJA, kamu Tulus...
Kata T2, kamu OK...
Kata Andra & Backbone, Kamu Sempurna...
Tapi Kata GIGI, Semua Itu Bohong....

:)) :)) :))

_/\_ :lotus:
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Lily W on 07 August 2008, 05:58:03 PM
Tolong jangan marah sama Aku... PLEASE...
Aku udah ga punya siapa-siapa lagi...
Kucingku mati... ayamku di curi...
Tinggal...
Kamu monyet satu-satunya yang Aku punya...
So... jangan tinggalin Aku Ya....

:)) :)) :))

_/\_ :lotus:
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Lily W on 07 August 2008, 06:03:56 PM
1 Detik....
2 Menit...
3 Jam...
4 Hari...
5 Minggu...
6 Bulan...
7 Tahun...

Selama apapun Engkau menungguku...
Aku tak kan berubah...
Karena Aku Bukanlah Power Ranger... :)) :)) :))

_/\_ :lotus:
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Lex Chan on 07 August 2008, 11:35:00 PM
[at]  ci Lily: itu sih bukan sms bikin kleper2, tapi sms bikin naik pitam.. ^-^
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Elin on 20 June 2009, 02:58:25 AM
Quote from: Lily W on 07 August 2008, 05:54:22 PM
Kata MULAN, kamu mahkluk Tuhan Paling Seksi...
Kata RADJA, kamu Tulus...
Kata T2, kamu OK...
Kata Andra & Backbone, Kamu Sempurna...
Tapi Kata GIGI, Semua Itu Bohong....

:)) :)) :))

_/\_ :lotus:

Quote from: Lily W on 07 August 2008, 05:58:03 PM
Tolong jangan marah sama Aku... PLEASE...
Aku udah ga punya siapa-siapa lagi...
Kucingku mati... ayamku di curi...
Tinggal...
Kamu monyet satu-satunya yang Aku punya...
So... jangan tinggalin Aku Ya....

:)) :)) :))

_/\_ :lotus:

jangan jangan nih sms yang dulu pernah dikirim ama suami ya, ci..  :-?
abis baca ini, c'Lily langsung kleper2 deh dan bersedia diajak kencan.... malahan skr uda dijadikan istri euy..  :x

wakakakakakakak... ampuuuun, ciiiii   ^:)^


Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Kokuzo on 20 June 2009, 08:50:41 AM
Nggak loh, psikologi terbalik tuh...
Kalo pdkt cewe, kadang2 emang gw lebih suka ngejelek2in daripada rayuan gombal...
Ujung2nya bisa dapet kok...  ;D
Hahaha... :))
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Mr. Wei on 20 June 2009, 11:19:29 AM
Kalau muji2 ceweknya terus nanti dia jadi berasa kayak lagi digombalin... kadang gw juga gitu koq, gw jelek2in, tapi kadang gw puji2 juga. Pokoknya jangan kebanyakan muji = jadi geli, dan jangan kebanyakan jelek2in = jadi marah.
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Shining Moon on 20 June 2009, 11:36:07 AM
siapa sih yang bikin template2 gini??? gile...kalo bahasanya lebih bagus dikit n momen yang pas, kayaknya gw teparrrr hehehehe
Title: .
Post by: Elin on 20 June 2009, 12:05:12 PM
sis Yuri, emang nya dulu pas suami msh tahap penjajakan pake jurus bahasa rayuan kek gmn? Ampe bikin sis teparrr dan bersedia dijadikan istri.. Sharing donk sis, buat masukan cowo2 DC jg spy berhasil merayu wanita cantik spt sis Yuri.. :-[
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Mr. Wei on 20 June 2009, 12:15:51 PM
SETUJU! :jempol:
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Shining Moon on 20 June 2009, 12:28:05 PM
ehm...suami sih orangnya ga romantisan, ga pernah cemburuan...
tapi dia pernah ngasih lagu dengan catatan, 'I want to spend my life for loving and caring you'....hehehehehehehe....
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: johan3000 on 20 June 2009, 01:14:32 PM
Quote from: Elin on 20 June 2009, 12:05:12 PM
sis Yuri, emang nya dulu pas suami msh tahap penjajakan pake jurus bahasa rayuan kek gmn? Ampe bikin sis teparrr dan bersedia dijadikan istri.. Sharing donk sis, buat masukan cowo2 DC jg spy berhasil merayu wanita cantik spt sis Yuri.. :-[

kalau tau ce yg amat suka pada anjing,...

nah gimana kalau anjing nyg di rayu dulu ?
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Shining Moon on 20 June 2009, 01:16:46 PM
maksudnya elin, gitu???
jangan deh, nanti si napis marah lho..
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: johan3000 on 20 June 2009, 01:26:55 PM
bisakah template rayuan sms tsb dikelempokan...

minggu 1

minggu 2

minggu 3

kan dosisnya harus berbeda2...
gimana ?
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: johan3000 on 20 June 2009, 01:27:57 PM
Quote from: Yuri-chan on 20 June 2009, 01:16:46 PM
maksudnya elin, gitu???
jangan deh, nanti si napis marah lho..

Lho tanya cara ngerayu anjing lho....

bukan cari kesempatan sama
someone ... yg bisa buat bro napis marah....

karna ce yg memiliki anjing kan banyak sekali...  ^:)^
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: huihui on 22 June 2009, 12:00:20 PM
:whistle: lirik pus, yang kemaren belajar jadi orang gombal boleh tuh belajar disini :hammer:
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Shining Moon on 22 June 2009, 01:52:19 PM
Wew..kl si felice mah udah romantiz gitu bantu pasarin moaci..tak perlu lagi kata2 gombal ui:D :D :D
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: huihui on 22 June 2009, 04:52:55 PM
Quote from: Yuri-chan on 22 June 2009, 01:52:19 PM
Wew..kl si felice mah udah romantiz gitu bantu pasarin moaci..tak perlu lagi kata2 gombal ui:D :D :D

tapi si felice yang mau belajar gombal ce, tapi gagal muluk =)) apanya bantuin pasarin, bantuin makan disana iyah :whistle:
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: hatRed on 22 June 2009, 05:02:51 PM
Quote from: Kokuzo on 20 June 2009, 08:50:41 AM
Nggak loh, psikologi terbalik tuh...
Kalo pdkt cewe, kadang2 emang gw lebih suka ngejelek2in daripada rayuan gombal...
Ujung2nya bisa dapet kok...  ;D
Hahaha... :))
trus gmana tuh..

muji salah, ngejek salah......

masa diem aja :|
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Shining Moon on 22 June 2009, 05:04:41 PM
Ah, si topp belagak poloss....
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: hatRed on 22 June 2009, 05:07:13 PM
:P

mo lihat teorinya.... :))  sama gak dengan praktek... ^-^
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Shining Moon on 22 June 2009, 05:10:17 PM
Tuh kan, ketauan belangnya.
Daripada nyocokin teori, mendingan si topp bikin kesaksian...
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: hatRed on 22 June 2009, 05:19:50 PM
wadoh.... kesaksian apa neh.. ci :-?

perasaaan daku gak gombal2 amat deh.. ;D
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Sunce™ on 23 June 2009, 01:37:49 PM
QuoteKata MULAN, kamu mahkluk Tuhan Paling Seksi...
Kata RADJA, kamu Tulus...
Kata T2, kamu OK...
Kata Andra & Backbone, Kamu Sempurna...
Tapi Kata GIGI, Semua Itu Bohong....
:)) :))

hahaha.. ini kayanya bole dicoba, cobain ah...
Title: Re: Template SMS Gombal dijamin bikin kleper kleper
Post by: Sunce™ on 23 June 2009, 01:41:13 PM
diatas semua itu gombal abis.... =))