Buddhist jokes

[seniya]

Ternyata ada yg ngerti jg joke nya

[Shasika]

Kisah berikut diceritakan Bhikkhu S.Dhammika dalam komentar di blognya:

In the 1970s there was an officer in the Sri Lankan immigration department who responsible for western monks and who did her best to make our lives a misery. When some monks asked for a one month or two month visa extension she would say "What for?" and they would reply "Because I am meditation." She would then say "The Buddha said that it you practice as you have been taught you will attain enlightenment within seven days. I'll give you a seven day extension!"

according Satipatthanasutta we can attain enlighten within 7 days if practice it. 

[seniya]

according Satipatthanasutta we can attain enlighten within 7 days if practice it. 

Benar

[Shasika]

Benar

unfortunately so hard in this time to attainment like the taught.

[Mokau Kaucu]

according Satipatthanasutta we can attain enlighten within 7 days if practice it. 

That's why immigration officer only give 7 days visa.