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Buddhisme dengan Agama, Kepercayaan, Tradisi dan Filsafat Lain / Re: Perbedaan Buddhism dengan Maitreya
26 December 2010, 07:47:18 AM



EARLY WARNING [-X : THIS IS A DANGEROUS JOKE!!!


I suggest Maitreya Great Dao or Mi Le Da Dao 彌 勒大道 or Yi Guan Dao一貫道 followers do not read this joke.

If you read and then LAUGH :)) , CHUCKLE ^-^ , SMILE ;) , GRIN ;D , or just feel it's FUNNY  =P~ , you will:

1) be transferred to the DEEPEST HELL   >:D  for ONE BILLION YEARS   :o or

2) be STRUCK :hammer: by  HEAVEN'S LIGHTNING  


LAST WARNING [-X : IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ, JUST SKIP THIS!!!

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THE CHAMELEON OF WHITE LOTUS CULT



Buddhist: Are you Buddhist?

Miledadaoist: No, we are Daoist. Can't you read the word DAO 道 in MiledaDAO  彌 勒大道 , Buddy? ^-^ ^-^

Daoist: Are you Daoist?

Miledadaoist: No, we are Buddhist. Can't you read the words MILE 彌 勒 or Maitreya in MILEdadao 彌 勒大道 , Pal? ;D ;D

Buddhist & Daoist : Hey, do you try to cheat both of us? :ngomel: :ngomel:

Miledadaoist : No. We are the new version of Bai Lian Jiao 白蓮教 A.K.A. White Lotus Cult. Gotcha!!! =)) 



JOKER'S PROVOCATION :

Want to be saved instantly? Want to go to Nirvana instantly? Go to Temple of Mi Le Da Dao 彌 勒大道 for Qiu Dao or Asking Dao or 'Memohon Ketuhanan'.

Or go to its rival and competitor: Yi Guan Dao一貫道 (both are from one Guru but now separated) ;D

You will get the True Initiation or "Inisiasi Sejati" for Freeeeee, Babe! ;)

But I must to tell you this : Miledadao is a sophisticated cult derived from White Lotus Secret Society. :o

It's easy to get in but don't you ever try to get out, Pals. :))
   

sources: www.w*hara.com & www.dhammacitta.org (after I read hundreds of threads / articles)

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Jokes are good for your brain's health.  :))
Jokers are the enemy of every cult built by every clown. :o)
 
Thanks &  GRPs are welcome.   ;D

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2010, copyright, all wrongs reserved, translators and translation are not prohibited, but she/he is under the obvious-vicious-malicious threat of Lightning's Strike :o and Deepest Hell's punishment >:D provided by the Lao Mu. ^:)^   


You can read my another refreshing jokes about another sophisticated cult in here
http://dhammacitta.org/forum/index.php?topic=17326.6135


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Buddhisme dengan Agama, Kepercayaan, Tradisi dan Filsafat Lain / Re: Perbedaan Buddhism dengan Maitreya
26 December 2010, 07:33:37 AM



EARLY WARNING [-X : THIS IS A DANGEROUS JOKE!!!


I suggest Maitreya Great Dao or Mi Le Da Dao 彌 勒大道 or Yi Guan Dao一貫道 followers do not read this joke.

If you read and then LAUGH :)) , CHUCKLE ^-^ , SMILE ;) , GRIN ;D , or just feel it's FUNNY  =P~ , you will:

1) be transferred to the DEEPEST HELL   >:D  for ONE BILLION YEARS   :o or

2) be STRUCK :hammer: by  HEAVEN'S LIGHTNING  


LAST WARNING [-X : IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ, JUST SKIP THIS!!!



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SECRET MANTRA OR PASSWORD TO HELL?



Buddhist: Wu Dai Fo Mi Le 無 太 佛 彌 勒 (Buddha Maitreya the Great Voidness) _/\_

Miledadao-ist : How dare you to LEAK our secret Mantra, our God's secret , you Evil One!! You will be cursed by God for leaking the God's Secret and you will go to the Deepest Hell when you die!! :ngomel:

Buddhist: Forgive me for my wrong.  ^:)^ I thought that Mantra is a password to Heaven like the Mantra of Sukhavati or Pure Land. ;D


JOKER'S PROVOCATION :

What is a Cult? A cult is a religion without The Freedom of Speech & Thought
What is a Cult? A cult is a religion with FEAR and THREAT in its teaching

sources: www.wih*ara.com & www.dhammacitta.org (after I read all the articles)

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Jokes are good for your brain's health.  :))
Jokers are the enemy of every cult built by every clown. :o)

Thanks &  GRPs are welcome.  ;D

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2010, copyright, all wrongs reserved, translators and translation are not prohibited, but she/he is under the obvious-vicious-malicious threat of Lightning's Strike :o and Deepest Hell's punishment >:D provided by the Lao Mu. ^:)^ 

You can read my another refreshing jokes about another sophisticated cult in here
http://dhammacitta.org/forum/index.php?topic=17326.6135
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Buddhisme dengan Agama, Kepercayaan, Tradisi dan Filsafat Lain / Re: Seputar master LU (LSY) & Living Buddha & True Buddha School.
18 December 2010, 08:17:28 AM


EARLY WARNING [-X : THIS IS DANGEROUS JOKE!!!


I suggest True Buddha Followers do not read this joke.

If you read and then LAUGH, :)) CHUCKLE ^-^, SMILE  =P~ , or just feel it's FUNNY :) , you will:

1) be transferred to the   DEEPEST HELL  >:D  for ONE BILLION YEARS or

2) be HIT & PARALYZED    :hammer:    by GUARDIAN DEMONS or 

3) get BAD LUCK ~X(  for the rest of your life. 



LAST WARNING [-X : IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ, JUST SKIP THIS!!!



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The Mantra of L(ou)SY Clown :o) :




Oh My L(ou)SY >:D White Lotus Child *, Take Me Home


repeated 1.000.000.000 times  ~X( (or until your mouth and tongue exhausted and broken) :P  :P


Warning: No skeptical thoughts :?? are allowed or the mantra will be malfunctioning! :ngomel: :ngomel:


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*White Lotus Child = Padma Kumara Putih :jempol:



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The Skeptical Joker Verses (to extinguish The Mantra of L(ou)SY Clown):




SJ 1.1 (Skeptical-Joker Chapter 1 Verse 1)

Do not believe in jokes just because the Great Joker ever told them. :?? :??



SJ 1.2 (Skeptical-Joker Chapter 1 Verse 2)

Do not believe in jokes without personal direct experience (aha-pass-eco). ;D ;D



SJ 1.3 (Skeptical-Joker Chapter 1 Verse 3)

Prove the funny or ill-feel, safe or dangerous, healthy or pathetic, polite or sarcastic, innocent or indecent jokes by yourself .  :)) :))




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Jokes are good for your brain's health.  :))

Joker is the enemy of Bed-man the L(ou)SY Clown. :o)



Thanks & GRPs are welcome.  ;D

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2010, copyright, all wrongs reserved, translators and translation are not prohibited, but she/he is under the obvious-vicious-malicious threat of Guardian Demon's strike >:D and Deepest Hell's punishment >:D  and Horse Head King's voodoo   :hammer:  provided by the L(ou)SY Clown.  :o) 

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Buddhisme dengan Agama, Kepercayaan, Tradisi dan Filsafat Lain / Re: Seputar master LU (LSY) & Living Buddha & True Buddha School.
18 December 2010, 07:50:01 AM


EARLY WARNING [-X : THIS IS DANGEROUS JOKE!!!


I suggest True Buddha followers do not read this joke.

If you read and then LAUGH, :)) CHUCKLE ^-^, SMILE  =P~ , or just feel it's FUNNY :) , you will:

1) be transferred to the DEEPEST HELL  >:D  for ONE BILLION YEARS or

2) be STRUCK & PARALYZED  :hammer:  by GUARDIAN DEMONS or
 
3) get BAD LUCK ~X(   for the rest of your life. 


LAST WARNING [-X : IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ, JUST SKIP THIS!!!


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THE TREASURY OF JOKES ON  BED-MAN  >:D  THE L(OU)SY CLOWN :o)  IN THIS SH(O)C(KED) WORLD.



TJ 1.1 (Treasury of Jokes - Twin Verses - Chapter 1 Verse 1):

The indecent-dirty thoughts come from your adult-dirty brain and will make you suffering. :(  :(
Like the wheel of bad joke follows the car of bad joker.  :?? :??

TJ 1.2 (Treasury of Jokes - Twin Verses - Chapter 1 Verse 2):

The innocent-pure thoughts come from your infantile-pure brain and will make you happy. ;D ;D
Like the shadow of good joke follows the body of good joker. :?? :??

TJ 1.3 (Treasury of Jokes - Twin Verses - Chapter 1 Verse 3):

These are the teachings of every Great Jokers in the past, present and future time:
Purify your thoughts (until you find the right one to be married) and do good jokes every-time and everywhere

(until the moderator a.k.a. God Sumedho ^:)^ ^:)^  feels bad and prohibits you and transfers you to the global Nirvana* or local Black-out**).  ;) ;)



Note: This joke is a twisted version of Dhammapada to twist the L(ou)SY Clown. No offense to True Buddha, Dharma and Sangha. ^:)^ ^:)^ ^:)^
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Footnotes:

*Smells Like Teen Spirit (1991) - not connected with the so-called passing spirit of Kurt Cobain to the Path-mini-locker in 1994.

**Join Kopi (2010) – absolutely not drinking coffee together with Buddha Gotama but eventually joined drinking coffee with common people.



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Jokes are good for your brain's health.  :))

Joker is the enemy of Bed-man the L(ou)SY Clown. :o)



Thanks and  GRPs are welcome.  ;D

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2010, copyright, all wrongs reserved, translators and translation are not prohibited, but she/he is under the obvious-vicious-malicious threat of Guardian Demon's strike  >:D and Deepest Hell's punishment  >:D  and Horse Head King's voodoo  :hammer:  provided by the L(ou)SY Clown.  :o) 



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Buddhisme dengan Agama, Kepercayaan, Tradisi dan Filsafat Lain / Re: Seputar master LU (LSY) & Living Buddha & True Buddha School.
17 December 2010, 08:51:47 AM
Sorry for typing errors, here i give the revision (moderator, please delete my first post)

THE TEMPTATIONS & THE REVEALATION


EARLY WARNING [-X : THIS IS DANGEROUS JOKE!!!


I SUGGEST LIVING BUDDHA FOLLOWERS DO NOT READ THIS JOKE
IF YOU READ AND THEN LAUGH, :)) CHUCKLE ^-^, SMILE  =P~
, OR MERELY FEEL IT'S FUNNY :) , YOU WILL:
1) BE TRANSFERRED TO DEEPEST HELL >:D >:D   FOR ONE BILLION YEARS OR
2) BE BEATEN AND PARALYZED :hammer: :hammer: BY DEMONS OR 
3) GET BAD LUCK  ~X(   ~X(  FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE  :no: :no:


LAST WARNING [-X : IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ, JUST SKIP THIS!!!



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2500 years ago _/\_ _/\_
E  >:D : "Alas, I've failed to tempt B with the throne of the Earth as king of kings!" :(
S >:D  : "I've failed to seduce B with my three sexy girls too." :( :( :(

2000 years ago :yes: :yes:
E: "Do you want to rule the Earth, Lord?"
J: "No, go to hell, you Evil one! My kingdom is not on Earth but in the Heaven."

1400 years ago   :no: :no:
S: "Do you want a girl, Buddy?"  ;)
M: "Yes, I do, please give me a little one." :P :P
S: "But you must give me millions of slaves for me." >:D >:D
M: "Don't worry, I will use any means to convert people of B, J, and others to follow you, Satan."  ^:)^  ^:)^

Recently ;D ;D
E: "Yes! At last, I already have millions of civilized slaves. I think it's more precious than your billions of uncivilized slaves, Brother. :))  :)) :)) Let's celebrate it. Do you want to drink coffee or tea, Brother?"
S: " Coffee , please. By the way, how about that pretty Chinese woman I gave you several months ago, Brother?"
E: "I appreciate your extraordinary gift, Brother. It's a great pleasure for my earthly body." 
S: "Oops, I forgot to tell you, please don't practice twin body on her or she will sue you, Brother .=)) =)) =)) " 
E:  ~X(   ~X(  ~X(   :ngomel: :ngomel: :ngomel:



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2010, copyright, all wrongs reserved, translator and translation are welcome :)) :))  but please take your own hell's >:D >:D risk and Horse Head King's voodoo. :hammer: :hammer:

Jokes will fresh your mind and are good for your mind's health.  :)) :))
Joker is the enemy of Bed-man  >:D  >:D  the L(ou)SY Clown :o)  :o) in this SH(o)C(ked) World.
Thanks or GRP welcome.
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Buddhisme dengan Agama, Kepercayaan, Tradisi dan Filsafat Lain / Re: Seputar master LU (LSY) & Living Buddha & True Buddha School.
17 December 2010, 07:54:23 AM
THE TEMPTATIONS & THE REVEALATION

EARLY WARNING [-X : THIS IS DANGEROUS JOKE!!!


I SUGGEST LIVING BUDDHA FOLLOWERS DO NOT READ THIS JOKE
IF YOU READ AND THEN LAUGH, :)) CHUCKLE ^-^, SMILE  =P~
, OR MERELY FEEL IT'S FUNNY :) , YOU WILL:
1) BE TRANSFERRED TO DEEPEST HELL >:D >:D   FOR ONE BILLION YEARS OR
2) BE BEATEN AND PARALYZED :hammer: :hammer: BY DEMONS OR 
3) GET BAD LUCK  ~X(   ~X(  FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE  :no: :no:


LAST WARNING [-X : IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ, JUST SKIP THIS!!!



2500 years ago _/\_ _/\_
E  >:D : "Alas, I've failed to tempt B with the throne of the Earth as king of kings!" :(
S >:D  : "I've failed to seduce B with my three sexy girls too." :( :( :(

2000 years ago :yes: :yes:
E: "Do you want to rule the Earth, Lord?"
J: "No, go to hell, you Evil one! My kingdom is not on Earth but in the Heaven."

1400 years ago   :no: :no:
S: "Do you want a girl, Buddy?"  ;)
M: "Yes, I do, please give me a little one." ;P ;P
S: "But you must give me millions of slaves for me." >:D >:D
M: "Don't worry, I will use any means to convert people of B, J, and others to follow you, Satan."  ^:)^  ^:)^

Recently ;D ;D
E: "Yes! At last, I already have millions of civilized slaves. I think it's more precious than your billions of uncivilized slaves, Brother. :))  :)) :)) Let's celebrate it. Do you want to drink coffee or tea, Brother?"
S: " Coffee , please. By the way, how about that pretty Chinese woman I gave you several months ago, Brother?"
E: "I appreciate your extraordinary gift, Brother. It's a great pleasure for my earthly body." 
S: "Oops, I forgot to tell you, please don't practice twin body on her or she will sue you, Brother .=)) =)) =)) " 
E:  ~X(   ~X(  ~X(   :ngomel: :ngomel: :ngomel:



2010, copyright, all wrongs reserved, translator and translation are welcome :)) but please take your own hell's >:D >:D risk and Horse Head King's voodoo. :hammer: :hammer:

Jokes will fresh your mind and are good for your mind's health  :))
Joker is the enemy of Bed-man  >:D  >:D  the L(ou)SY Clown :o)  :o) in this SH(o)C(ked) World
Thanks or GRP welcome
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