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buat gombalin cewek ;D

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what ??

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pi = 3.14 ?

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"


A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes.
As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.
The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first one says "Ill have some H20!"
The other one says "Ill have some H20 too!" and he dies.

What weapon we can make from potassium, nitrogen, iodine, and iron?
Answer : KNIfe

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ketawa juga liat joke ini :))

Mahal ketawanya di sini, cuma orang2 tertentu saja yg bisa tertawa dg science joke... ;D

Quote from: Forte on 18 December 2012, 02:14:42 PM
buat gombalin cewek ;D

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what ??

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pi = 3.14 ?

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"


A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes.
As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.
The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first one says "Ill have some H20!"
The other one says "Ill have some H20 too!" and he dies.

What weapon we can make from potassium, nitrogen, iodine, and iron?
Answer : KNIfe

hahahaha..........
h2O too = sounds like H2O2

Quote from: ariyakumara on 23 December 2012, 08:55:32 AM
Mahal ketawanya di sini, cuma orang2 tertentu saja yg bisa tertawa dg science joke... ;D

gw jelasin deh biar bisa ngakak bareng

1. yang buat gombalin cewek :
berharap menjadi adenin, karena adenin biasa berpasangan dengan urasil (U = you)

2. Joule / second = Watt (hominim dengan What (sebenarnya ingin bertanya "Apa", tapi diartikan sebagai jawaban Watt))

3. Pi diartikan Pee

4. Elektron bermuatan negatif, maka atom yang kehilangan elektron akan menjadi ion POSITIF

5. Sedangkan neutron adalah sub atom yang tidak memiliki muatan (makanya NO CHARGE)

6. H2O (too) = H2O2 = perixode akhirnya mokad

7. Potassium (K), Nitrogen (N), Iodine (I), Besi (Fe) = KNIFe

8. Pizza dianggap sebagai tabung, jadi cara hitung rumusnya adalah 3.14 (pi) x jari2(z) x jari2(z) x tinggi(a)

9. Ada anggapan bahwa anjing buta warna dan hanya bisa melihat warna abu2

10. Hubungan dengan efek doppler bukan kaitan dengan bunyi, tetap lebih dengan gelombang cahaya..

Quote from: Forte on 23 December 2012, 09:18:22 AM
gw jelasin deh biar bisa ngakak bareng

1. yang buat gombalin cewek :
berharap menjadi adenin, karena adenin biasa berpasangan dengan urasil (U = you)

2. Joule / second = Watt (hominim dengan What (sebenarnya ingin bertanya "Apa", tapi diartikan sebagai jawaban Watt))

3. Pi diartikan Pee

4. Elektron bermuatan negatif, maka atom yang kehilangan elektron akan menjadi ion POSITIF

5. Sedangkan neutron adalah sub atom yang tidak memiliki muatan (makanya NO CHARGE)

6. H2O (too) = H2O2 = perixode akhirnya mokad

7. Potassium (K), Nitrogen (N), Iodine (I), Besi (Fe) = KNIFe

8. Pizza dianggap sebagai tabung, jadi cara hitung rumusnya adalah 3.14 (pi) x jari2(z) x jari2(z) x tinggi(a)

9. Ada anggapan bahwa anjing buta warna dan hanya bisa melihat warna abu2

10. Hubungan dengan efek doppler bukan kaitan dengan bunyi, tetap lebih dengan gelombang cahaya..

Thx... Sebenarnya udah tau juga krn dulu mantan kelas IPA juga.... Maksud gw kalo orang yang awam gak bisa ketawa di sini.... ;D