//honeypot demagogic

 Forum DhammaCitta. Forum Diskusi Buddhis Indonesia

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 [11] 12 13 14 15 16 17   Go Down

Author Topic: Some jokes in english  (Read 116410 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Mas Tidar

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 3.262
  • Reputasi: 82
  • Gender: Male
alcohol
« Reply #150 on: 16 November 2012, 08:33:48 PM »
They say so many people die because of alcohol.
They never realized how many of them are born because of it.
Logged
Saccena me samo natthi, Esa me saccaparamiti

"One who sees the Dhamma sees me. One who sees me sees the Dhamma." Buddha

Offline Chen Hui Ling

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 1.654
  • Reputasi: 65
  • Gender: Female
Best Divorce Letter Ever
« Reply #151 on: 06 December 2012, 06:30:06 PM »
Logged
Don't trust too much, Don't hope too much, Don't love too much, because that too much can hurt you so much

Offline M14ka

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 4.821
  • Reputasi: 94
  • Gender: Female
  • Live your best life!! ^^
Re: Best Divorce Letter Ever
« Reply #152 on: 07 December 2012, 01:19:29 PM »
Logged

Offline Chen Hui Ling

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 1.654
  • Reputasi: 65
  • Gender: Female
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #153 on: 07 December 2012, 01:25:13 PM »
di tempatku udah keluar gambar kok cc miaka :o
Logged
Don't trust too much, Don't hope too much, Don't love too much, because that too much can hurt you so much

Offline bluppy

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 1.163
  • Reputasi: 65
  • Gender: Female
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #154 on: 07 December 2012, 01:27:19 PM »
Quote from: Chen Hui Ling on 07 December 2012, 01:25:13 PM
di tempatku udah keluar gambar kok cc miaka :o

di tempat saya juga ngk keliatan gambar apapun
Logged

Offline Chen Hui Ling

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 1.654
  • Reputasi: 65
  • Gender: Female
Best Divorce Letter Ever
« Reply #155 on: 07 December 2012, 01:33:04 PM »
[img]http://ratsfunnybone.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/best-divorce-letter-ever-thumb.jpg[img]

udah nongol kah?
« Last Edit: 07 December 2012, 01:35:19 PM by Chen Hui Ling »
Logged
Don't trust too much, Don't hope too much, Don't love too much, because that too much can hurt you so much

Offline M14ka

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 4.821
  • Reputasi: 94
  • Gender: Female
  • Live your best life!! ^^
Re: Best Divorce Letter Ever
« Reply #156 on: 07 December 2012, 01:34:43 PM »
« Last Edit: 07 December 2012, 01:39:02 PM by M14ka »
Logged

Offline Chen Hui Ling

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 1.654
  • Reputasi: 65
  • Gender: Female
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #157 on: 07 December 2012, 01:40:04 PM »
finally :|
Logged
Don't trust too much, Don't hope too much, Don't love too much, because that too much can hurt you so much

Offline kullatiro

  • Sebelumnya: Daimond
  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 6.155
  • Reputasi: 97
  • Gender: Male
  • Ehmm, Selamat mencapai Nibbana
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #158 on: 07 December 2012, 02:04:48 PM »
walah nice letter with sharp edge of serpent.
Logged

Offline will_i_am

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 5.163
  • Reputasi: 155
  • Gender: Male
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #159 on: 07 December 2012, 02:08:30 PM »
:))
Logged
hiduplah hanya pada hari ini, jangan mengkhawatirkan masa depan ataupun terpuruk dalam masa lalu.
berbahagialah akan apa yang anda miliki, jangan mengejar keinginan akan memiliki
_/\_

Offline M14ka

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 4.821
  • Reputasi: 94
  • Gender: Female
  • Live your best life!! ^^
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #160 on: 07 December 2012, 02:09:21 PM »
lotre apa yg dpt 100 M yaa....
Logged

Offline havermutz

  • Bukan Tamu
  • *
  • Posts: 25
  • Reputasi: 3
  • Gender: Female
  • The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #161 on: 13 December 2012, 12:41:12 AM »
I agree with the quote on the letter " everything happens for a reason "  :)
Logged
We are what we think, All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world...

Offline M14ka

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 4.821
  • Reputasi: 94
  • Gender: Female
  • Live your best life!! ^^
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #162 on: 18 February 2013, 12:47:34 PM »
A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate. ‘I want a companion who is small and cute,’ he says. ‘She must love water sports and enjoy group activities.’ The computer says, ‘Marry a penguin.’
Logged

Offline M14ka

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 4.821
  • Reputasi: 94
  • Gender: Female
  • Live your best life!! ^^
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #163 on: 21 February 2013, 09:33:39 AM »
Because my grandmother mislays her keys, I bought her a key tag that beeps in response to certain sounds. She decided on the word "Mama."
During one of my visits, a neighbor took me aside and suggested I might have to pay more attention to the elderly lady. Yesterday, he said, he had seen her roaming through her house, calling for her mother and looking for her in drawers and closets.
Logged

Offline M14ka

  • KalyanaMitta
  • *****
  • Posts: 4.821
  • Reputasi: 94
  • Gender: Female
  • Live your best life!! ^^
Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #164 on: 21 February 2013, 10:15:46 AM »
A man visited a fortuneteller and sat down in front of her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children," she said.
"That's what you think," the man replied. "I'm the father of three children."
The fortuneteller smiled and said, "That's what you think."
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 [11] 12 13 14 15 16 17   Go Up
« previous next »