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Offline Shasika

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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #675 on: 26 October 2013, 05:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Shinichi on 26 October 2013, 05:20:55 PM
=))

Ya, gak ada yang mau masuk ke kamarnya itu kayaknya ;D
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #676 on: 27 October 2013, 05:22:44 AM »
Quote from: Yani Puk on 26 October 2013, 03:36:01 PM

neh dalam strategi marketing iklannya gak bakal laku, Karena bikin bingung penonton karena bingung yg diliat whether bayi or sepatunya.
Sepertinya eloe dari marketing ya sis?  ;D

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kebetulan gua pernah nonton yang apprenticeship asia dimana ada salah satu orang indonesia yang ikut. Itu klo gak salah satu syutingnya di singapore. Dan kebetulan org indo neh join sama org singapore dan srilanka gitu klo gak salah dalam satu team. DAn dia bikin iklan untuk mercedez benz. Nah iklannya neh mirip sama gambar ini. Jadi dia bikin cerita soal keluarga dimana ada suami istri yang pergi liburan gitu dan neh suami selalu cerita soal sesuatu yang bagus,keren, selalu dibawa. Dan sampe lah kesuatu tempat. Keluar cewek lain yg cakep. Neh istrinya bikin statement dimana membingungkan antara ohhh ini toh kesayangan eloe... (definisinya antara ce baru atau mobil) tapi si suami cepat2 clarify bahwa mobil mercebenz lah kebangaan dia..

pas keputusannya dari trumph, team ini kalah. Krn gak jelas visi, misi dari mercedez benz dan bikin penonton bingung
Gw baru tahu kalo di apprentice ada disuruh bikin iklan segala.  Sangat menarik kayaknya...  ::)
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« Reply #677 on: 28 October 2013, 02:57:37 AM »
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #678 on: 28 October 2013, 03:01:13 AM »
who are you ?

Quote from: DeNova on 26 October 2013, 01:36:02 AM

Quote from: sanjiva on 22 October 2013, 03:14:00 PM
Sepertinya suaminya yg di sebelah kanan gambar.  :-?  Biasanya kayak gitu keadaan orang bule kalau istri melahirkan, didampingi di sebelahnya.  ;D

Juga si istri menatap suaminya dengan pandangan.... gimana gitu.....  :)) :))    Guilty feeling...?
wah kalau gitu pengecualian  ;D ;D

Quote from: Mas Tidar on 22 October 2013, 07:33:15 AM

aye termasuk yang paling bawah  :)) :))

Quote from: Mas Tidar on 22 October 2013, 07:30:43 AM
kalau ini yang atas... dandan + mandi cuma butuh 10 menit paling lama... swearrr  ;D


Quote from: Mas Tidar on 22 October 2013, 07:27:26 AM


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yes/no ?

Lho pot rambut itu mesti pake prinsip yang atas, biar irit cuma 10 rb yang penting dingin, and rambutnya enteng... terbukti dari foto saya kagak pernah punya rambut panjang kecuali blom gajian  :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
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« Reply #679 on: 06 November 2013, 07:58:17 AM »
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?

George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
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How to ask higher wage
« Reply #680 on: 06 November 2013, 08:01:28 AM »
The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Helen: "No, the gardener did."
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #681 on: 06 November 2013, 11:09:18 AM »
Suatu sore, di rumah sebuah keluarga biasa.

Sehabis makan malam, ayah dan Joni nonton televisi di ruang tamu.
Sang ibu dan Suti mencuci piring di dapur.

Tiba-tiba terdengar suara: "PRANGGGGG................." (piring pecah)

Seisi ruangan hening sejenak.....



"Pasti ibu yang mecahin piringnya" bisik Joni.
"Kok kamu tau?" Si ayah penasaran.



"Kalau Suti yang mecahin, pasti ibu sudah marah-marah..."
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #682 on: 16 November 2013, 10:36:13 AM »
sip, kayaknya deket.. gw lompat aja..: ShowHide


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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #683 on: 16 November 2013, 10:38:42 AM »
coba hitung, seharusnya ada 6 hantu di gambar ini: ShowHide


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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #684 on: 16 November 2013, 10:46:45 AM »
Quote from: Rico Tsiau on 16 November 2013, 10:38:42 AM
coba hitung, seharusnya ada 6 hantu di gambar ini: ShowHide




yg ini sudah bisa ketebak
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #685 on: 16 November 2013, 12:09:53 PM »
Quote from: Rico Tsiau on 16 November 2013, 10:38:42 AM
coba hitung, seharusnya ada 6 hantu di gambar ini: ShowHide





hahaha......hantu yg no.6 itu yg mendekati camera ya?
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #686 on: 16 November 2013, 12:10:18 PM »
Quote from: tesla on 16 November 2013, 10:46:45 AM
yg ini sudah bisa ketebak

Quote from: suli on 16 November 2013, 12:09:53 PM

hahaha......hantu yg no.6 itu yg mendekati camera ya?

ssstttt  :-$
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #687 on: 16 November 2013, 12:43:05 PM »


Feel so hungry today?? why u dont try this  :x
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Re: ketawa akhir pekan
« Reply #688 on: 16 November 2013, 12:46:39 PM »


bikin eightpact yang cepat dan tepat  :))
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Re: How to ask higher wage
« Reply #689 on: 17 November 2013, 01:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Mas Tidar on 06 November 2013, 08:01:28 AM
The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Helen: "No, the gardener did."
:)) :))
my expectation the answer is "yes i did"  ^:)^
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