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Offline langitbiru

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Buddhist Humour
« on: 12 July 2007, 06:36:33 PM »
Seorang bhikkhu dan seorang umat sedang bermeditasi,
tiba2 ada seekor nyamuk terbang mengelilingi mereka.
sang Bhikkhu dgn hati2 menangkap nyamuk itu dgn tangannya, lalu membawa keluar jendela, dan melepaskannya.
Umat : "Astaga, untuk masalah sepele itu, kok repot amat? bunuh saja langsung"
Bhikkhu : "Astaga, untuk masalah sepele itu, kok melakukan pembunuhan"

*disadur dr postingan seseorg di forum tetangga, kl orgnya dah register, post yg asli dunk*
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #1 on: 12 July 2007, 06:43:10 PM »
Following an incident where US soldiers allegedly flushed a copy of the Koran down a toilet, Ajahn Brahm was asked what he would do if someone flushed a Buddhist holy book down a toilet.

"Call a plumber."

*dicopy dr The man behind the mission - Ajahn Brahm(
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #2 on: 13 July 2007, 11:08:07 AM »
kocak ^^ nice job mbak!! :-* 8) ;D
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #3 on: 13 July 2007, 12:53:00 PM »
three most important rings in human's life:
1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring
3. suffer.... ring

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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #4 on: 13 July 2007, 01:09:44 PM »
el sol : thanks, ayo..sumbang-sumbang  ^-^

morpheus :  =)) lu dah sampe suffer... ring blm?  ^-^
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #5 on: 13 July 2007, 03:28:13 PM »
Suffer .. ring..  =)) =))
Ngakak mode on.. d
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #6 on: 01 August 2007, 11:45:37 AM »
Quote from: Hedi Kasmanto on 13 July 2007, 03:28:13 PM
Suffer .. ring..  =)) =)) Ngakak mode on.. d

Emangnya lucu ya? ???
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #7 on: 01 August 2007, 11:49:48 AM »
wah gimana jelasin-nya yah ?
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #8 on: 01 August 2007, 01:37:54 PM »
 :))

hal yg sulit dijelaskan emang rasa  :))

mencoba untuk melogika-kan :
1 dan 2 maksudnya akhiran -ring adalah cincin
shg pikiran kita membayangkan cincin.
tp ke 3 justru penderitaan
kebayang lucunya?
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #9 on: 01 August 2007, 06:36:51 PM »
Bro MAITRI kadang terlalu serius..
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #10 on: 03 August 2007, 12:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Hedi Kasmanto on 01 August 2007, 06:36:51 PM
Bro MAITRI kadang terlalu serius..

Masa sih?  >:D  :))
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #11 on: 26 August 2007, 12:56:46 PM »
Yang lucu2 lagi donk...
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #12 on: 27 August 2007, 08:53:57 PM »
Kalau umat lain bawa kitab suci setiap kebaktian,
kita sebagai umat Buddhis beruntung karena tidak wajib bawa seluruh kitab suci...  :))
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #13 on: 29 August 2007, 10:22:31 AM »
Quote from: Lex Chan on 27 August 2007, 08:53:57 PM
Kalau umat lain bawa kitab suci setiap kebaktian, kita sebagai umat Buddhis beruntung karena tidak wajib bawa seluruh kitab suci...  :))

Kalau kita bawa SELURUH kitab suci setiap kebaktian bisa modar atuh  :))
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #14 on: 29 August 2007, 10:29:48 AM »
Quote from: Metti on 29 August 2007, 10:22:31 AM
Quote from: Lex Chan on 27 August 2007, 08:53:57 PM
Kalau umat lain bawa kitab suci setiap kebaktian, kita sebagai umat Buddhis beruntung karena tidak wajib bawa seluruh kitab suci...  :))

Kalau kita bawa SELURUH kitab suci setiap kebaktian bisa modar atuh  :))

bisa aja, masing2 umat bawa dvd kira2 200 biji, pake backpack buat naek gunung ama laptop satu. ntar kalo mau ceramah sand Dharmaduta bilang :
"Bacaan firman Sang Buddha hari ini kita ambil dari DVD ke 134, folder 25 file ke 257."  :P
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