Forum DhammaCitta. Forum Diskusi Buddhis Indonesia
Komunitas => Kafe Jongkok => Humor => Topic started by: mushroom_kick on 28 January 2009, 09:59:33 AM
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You might be Medan Lang if:
- You carry handphone to pasar and call your neighbour
"kha me lai la, kia jit e kangkung ane phi lo"
- You manage to buy expensive stuff to show you are rich.
- You think durian is your life.
- You take a becak just go to nia ang pau.
- You send your kids to US just for gengsi..
- You go to a park and drink 'liang teh' instead of kue ci seng.
- You travel Medan-Penang more than 3 times a month.
- You mix pisang and huan cu at the same time and you call it kolak.
- You have more credit cards than your name card.
- You wish to have a car with "ang BK" forever.
- You call your friends in jakarta "pa sia khiauseng"
- Your stomach growls when you don't eat "Kalimantan Asek e toktok" for a day.
- You talk even your neighbour were sleep.
- You eat kue tiau goreng in the morning.
- You prefer Christian Dior or YSL than red A or Mirabella.
- You know Pak Tungtung more than great politician.
- You carry a 10 Kilos of kue Bika Ambon whenever you travel to jakarta .
- You listen to "Wang Cing Nien" song even you prefer "Teng Lie Cin".
- You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy a thing that you think will Rp. 25 Cheaper.
- You are "Dreaming of a winter and snowing Chinese new year"
- You are very good at avoiding police officer.
- You have ever successfully put Rp.10.000 in your passport to pass the immigration officer.
- You have ever successfully put envelope in your suitcase to pass a customs officer..
- You have extra pocket to put USD and pin it with peniti when you go abroad.
- You tight a pita to your kopor as a sign.
- You have ever wear a sandal jepit to shopping center.
- You have ever compare naik taxi or naik becak mesin lebih murah.
- You do your shopping in Pasar Ramai.
- You bring your whole family or even neighbour to a wedding party.
- You know exactly how many people living in the same street with you.
- You have ever eaten sate padang in Jln. Kalimantan.
- The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word " Jakarta " is "Juak"
- You use the terms "Ai khi ta lok? Ai khi ciak hong", "Ciak pa bo kang co", "ce ai
anna bo ka si, bo tua bo se", as a basis term.
- Your daily conversation may include your neighbours.
- If your neighbour buy one, you will buy two.
- You use bang hio more than baygon in your house.
- You have at least 1 pair of Bakiak in your house..
- You always compare your kids class ranking with another: "Lu e kia gia te kui mia? Wa e kia gia te it mia lo". [ciak pa sio eng]
- You always ask your friend: "lu kui kai kia liau?"
klu repost ;D ;D
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bo kang cou...
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mo sei cou...
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gua be hiao kong
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Satria_Bergincu = naviscope = dark_angel...mo sei cou.
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cau shi nyin
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You might be Medan Lang if:
- You carry handphone to pasar and call your neighbour
"kha me lai la, kia jit e kangkung ane phi lo"
- You manage to buy expensive stuff to show you are rich.
- You think durian is your life.
- You take a becak just go to nia ang pau.
- You send your kids to US just for gengsi..
- You go to a park and drink 'liang teh' instead of kue ci seng.
- You travel Medan-Penang more than 3 times a month.
- You mix pisang and huan cu at the same time and you call it kolak.
- You have more credit cards than your name card.
- You wish to have a car with "ang BK" forever.
- You call your friends in jakarta "pa sia khiauseng"
- Your stomach growls when you don't eat "Kalimantan Asek e toktok" for a day.
- You talk even your neighbour were sleep.
- You eat kue tiau goreng in the morning.
- You prefer Christian Dior or YSL than red A or Mirabella.
- You know Pak Tungtung more than great politician.
- You carry a 10 Kilos of kue Bika Ambon whenever you travel to jakarta .
- You listen to "Wang Cing Nien" song even you prefer "Teng Lie Cin".
- You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy a thing that you think will Rp. 25 Cheaper.
- You are "Dreaming of a winter and snowing Chinese new year"
- You are very good at avoiding police officer.
- You have ever successfully put Rp.10.000 in your passport to pass the immigration officer.
- You have ever successfully put envelope in your suitcase to pass a customs officer..
- You have extra pocket to put USD and pin it with peniti when you go abroad.
- You tight a pita to your kopor as a sign.
- You have ever wear a sandal jepit to shopping center.
- You have ever compare naik taxi or naik becak mesin lebih murah.
- You do your shopping in Pasar Ramai.
- You bring your whole family or even neighbour to a wedding party.
- You know exactly how many people living in the same street with you.
- You have ever eaten sate padang in Jln. Kalimantan.
- The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word " Jakarta " is "Juak"
- You use the terms "Ai khi ta lok? Ai khi ciak hong", "Ciak pa bo kang co", "ce ai
anna bo ka si, bo tua bo se", as a basis term.
- Your daily conversation may include your neighbours.
- If your neighbour buy one, you will buy two.
- You use bang hio more than baygon in your house.
- You have at least 1 pair of Bakiak in your house..
- You always compare your kids class ranking with another: "Lu e kia gia te kui mia? Wa e kia gia te it mia lo". [ciak pa sio eng]
- You always ask your friend: "lu kui kai kia liau?"
klu repost ;D ;D
TIok ce kue liau lah...hahaha
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Wkakwkwkwwk kue tiau cah liau kesukaan wa loh. wakakaka
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You might be Medan Lang if:
- You carry handphone to pasar and call your neighbour
"kha me lai la, kia jit e kangkung ane phi lo"
hmmm :-? , kyknya kebykan memang bilang gitu ya... :P
- You manage to buy expensive stuff to show you are rich.
w nggak tuh, hemat2, hidup hematttt\<^0^>/
- You think durian is your life.
yup :P , kebykan...
- You take a becak just go to nia ang pau.
nia itu apa ya?
- You send your kids to US just for gengsi..
keknya w gak gengsi2an deh...:P
- You go to a park and drink 'liang teh' instead of kue ci seng.
instead itu apa?
- You travel Medan-Penang more than 3 times a month.
kyknya kebykan gitu ya...:P
- You mix pisang and huan cu at the same time and you call it kolak.
yup, namanya kolak... klo di jkt gak sama namanya ya?
- You have more credit cards than your name card.
belum punya kredit card :P , name card w mah lbh byk :)) :)) :))
- You wish to have a car with "ang BK" forever.
iya tuh, kebykan pengen gitu tuh kyknya... ^-^ ^-^
- You call your friends in jakarta "pa sia khiauseng"
khiauseng itu apaan?
- Your stomach growls when you don't eat "Kalimantan Asek e toktok" for a day.
itu jualnya di mana? kyknya belum pernah nyoba tuh... :P
- You talk even your neighbour were sleep.
w sering juga bilang klo mo tidur... :P bukan sama tetangga sih... sama thira... :P^artinya ini=>kamu beritau tetanggamu ketika mau tidur. betul gak?
- You eat kue tiau goreng in the morning.
dah lama gak makan kwetiaw nih... :(
- You prefer Christian Dior or YSL than red A or Mirabella.
christian dior itu nama kosmetik ya? w gak pernah make kosmetik tuh... :P
-You know Pak Tungtung more than great politician.
:yes: yup :P
- You carry a 10 Kilos of kue Bika Ambon whenever you travel to jakarta .
kebykan gitu.. :P w sering liat yg bawa merek zulaika tuh..., tapi bolu gulung meranti juga byk kok diambil ke jkt.. ;D
- You listen to "Wang Cing Nien" song even you prefer "Teng Lie Cin".
wang cin nien? teng lie cin? apaan itu?
- You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy a thing that you think will Rp. 25 Cheaper.
yup, sejauh apapun yg penting murah... :P
- You are "Dreaming of a winter and snowing Chinese new year"
^artinya apa? (http://www.pic4ever.com/images/onion011.gif)
- You are very good at avoiding police officer.
avoiding itu apa?
- You have ever successfully put Rp.10.000 in your passport to pass the immigration officer.
kebykan kek gitu ya... ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
- You have ever successfully put envelope in your suitcase to pass a customs officer..
kebykan gitu juga ya.. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
- You have extra pocket to put USD and pin it with peniti when you go abroad.
USD itu apa? abroad itu apa?
- You tight a pita to your kopor as a sign.
ya iyalah... :P
- You have ever wear a sandal jepit to shopping center.
yup, jadi pake apa lhe selain sandal jepit, selop w mah satu doang :)) :)) :))
- You have ever compare naik taxi or naik becak mesin lebih murah.
naik taxi memang mahalT_T , klo ada busway bagusan busway aja tuh...
- You do your shopping in Pasar Ramai.
w jarang ke sana tuh... :P :P :P temen2 w sering tuh...
- You bring your whole family or even neighbour to a wedding party.
gak pernah tuh wnya...
- You know exactly how many people living in the same street with you.
maksudnya kenal dgn org2 sekitar ya? iya, kenal mukanya aja :))
- You have ever eaten sate padang in Jln. Kalimantan.
w jarang tuh makan di sana... :P
- The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word " Jakarta " is "Juak"
klo pikiran wnya sih, macet :P
- You use the terms "Ai khi ta lok? Ai khi ciak hong", "Ciak pa bo kang co", "ce ai
anna bo ka si, bo tua bo se", as a basis term.
jrg ngomong kek gituan... denger sih sering... :P btw, ce ai anna bo ka si itu apaan?
- Your daily conversation may include your neighbours.
nggak tuh wnya... :P
- If your neighbour buy one, you will buy two.
nggak juga wnya... :P
- You use bang hio more than baygon in your house.
klo ortu w pake baygon... :( klo w jadi ortu wnya sih gak mo make duadaunya...T_T
- You have at least 1 pair of Bakiak in your house..
sandal bakiak maksudnya yg buat lomba itu ya? w gak punya tuh :)) :)) :))
- You always compare your kids class ranking with another: "Lu e kia gia te kui mia? Wa e kia gia te it mia lo". [ciak pa sio eng]
iya tuh... :yes:
- You always ask your friend: "lu kui kai kia liau?"
klu repost ;D ;D
lu kui kai kia liau itu apaan?
w org medan gak gitu pande cakap gituan..-_-" maklum2 aja y... :P
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Satria_Bergincu = naviscope = dark_angel...mo sei cou.
sapa yang berminat jadi li mo cou ? :))
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Satria_Bergincu = naviscope = dark_angel...mo sei cou.
sapa yang berminat jadi li mo cou ? :))
mo sei cou itu apaan, sebenarnya sih?
li mo cou itu apaan fortganeh?
gak ngerti...(http://www.pic4ever.com/images/choked.gif) maklum2 aja y....-_-" bis, w ngomong bhs hokkian sering campur2 sama bhs indo lhe...-_-"
jadinya hokkiannya byk yg gak ngerti...-_-"
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lu kui kai kia liau itu apaan? = udah punya berapa anak?
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[at] atas: yap.. udah pny brp anak gitu..
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[at] atas
Namanya juga gw medan kia...mana uh ko leng w be iau hokkien ua..wakakaka...
okh teng aja ka liau lang kong teng lang ua...wakakaka
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lu ai kia ki pasat, lu ai pake motopit. mai pake vespa
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pake= iong
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hahahaha... iong vespa. hahahaha
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kong te nang ua pien siang khak gado2 tiau...wakakaka...
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Satria_Bergincu = naviscope = dark_angel...mo sei cou.
sapa yang berminat jadi li mo cou ? :))
mo sei cou itu apaan, sebenarnya sih?
li mo cou itu apaan fortganeh?
gak ngerti...(http://www.pic4ever.com/images/choked.gif) maklum2 aja y....-_-" bis, w ngomong bhs hokkian sering campur2 sama bhs indo lhe...-_-"
jadinya hokkiannya byk yg gak ngerti...-_-"
li mo cou itu antagonist dalam film return of condor heroes (shen tiao xia li sori kalau pinyin salah :P)
lirik2 wiki.. ada linknya : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Mochou :))
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buat TS
:hammer:
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- You use the terms "Ai khi ta lok?"
I notice that Medan Lang always say "ai khi mana?", instead of "ai khi ta lok?".
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buat TS
:hammer:
but why.... ??? :P :P
- You use the terms "Ai khi ta lok?"
I notice that Medan Lang always say "ai khi mana?", instead of "ai khi ta lok?".
em sie wa ee [-X [-X [-X
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[at] Ko Indra
some say 'ai khi mana' while some'd say 'ai khi ta lok' ;D
[at] Mush
iyee.. sebagian itu kaya ngejek meski emang ada benarnya sebagian lg :))
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[at] Mush
iyee.. sebagian itu kaya ngejek meski emang ada benarnya sebagian lg :))
^-^ ^-^ ^-^ :)) :)) :))