suhu ane baru saja turun gunung, ilmu ini diturunkan kpd ane. krn ga tega buat makenya, ane pikir sayang kalo cuma disimpen.
jd gw share ke yg laen, biar ilmunya ga ilang. mudah2an dipake utk membela kebenaran ya.
jgn dipake buat menggoda istri orang, pamali atuh...
selamat belajar.....
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cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang di mata mbak...
cowo: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah di deket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak manis..
Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya, kan?"
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Dari bule sono:
M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
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<this is a good one !
M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist."
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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak ngetop) :p
Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."
boy: does it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: falling from heaven..
boy: aren't you tired?
girl: what?
boy: running around in my mind..