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rayuan vs gombal ^_^
« on: 26 September 2007, 09:29:38 PM »
suhu ane baru saja turun gunung, ilmu ini diturunkan kpd ane. krn ga tega buat makenya, ane pikir sayang kalo cuma disimpen.
jd gw share ke yg laen, biar ilmunya ga ilang. mudah2an dipake utk membela kebenaran ya.  :))
jgn dipake buat menggoda istri orang, pamali atuh...  ;D
selamat belajar.....  ;)

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cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang di mata mbak... 

cowo: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah di deket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak manis.. 

Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya, kan?"

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Dari bule sono:

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."

M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."

M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
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<this is a good one !

M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist."
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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak ngetop) :p

Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."

boy: does it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: falling from heaven..

boy: aren't you tired?
girl: what?
boy: running around in my mind..
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Re: rayuan vs gombal ^_^
« Reply #1 on: 27 September 2007, 01:44:43 AM »
wew, these things had been used by me about 6 years ago...
when i was a stupid in dating  ;D
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Re: rayuan vs gombal ^_^
« Reply #2 on: 27 September 2007, 07:22:20 AM »
Wah.. Ketauan jurusnya 7th tuk ngerayu cewe..  ^-^
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Re: rayuan vs gombal ^_^
« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2007, 07:40:20 AM »
Quote from: 7th on 27 September 2007, 01:44:43 AM
wew, these things had been used by me about 6 years ago...
when i was a stupid in dating  ;D

Bagi donk Jurus barunya ^:)^

versi 2.0 yah ?
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Re: rayuan vs gombal ^_^
« Reply #4 on: 27 September 2007, 08:17:28 AM »
wah, sodara ke-7 bisa bagi2 tuh, ilmu rayuan pulau kelapanya.. :))


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Re: rayuan vs gombal ^_^
« Reply #5 on: 27 September 2007, 11:44:35 AM »
maksud gw tipe2 kaya gini... tapi bukan yang ini...

dulu tuh ada :
(seinget gw) love is like playing pino, first u must follow the rules, after that u have to follow ur heart...  8)

we're angels with one wing, and we can only fly if we hug each other...  :x

when i'm in front of u, i'm protecting u, when i'm beside u, i'm with u, when i'm behind u, i'm watching over u, when i'm not there for u, it means i'm not in this world anymore...  :-[

maseh banyak seh, tapi lupa...
tapi ini hanya disarankan sebagai resep untuk umur 13-17 tahun ajah...
kalo diatas umur 17, bisa pake, cin2, anting, kalung, gelang, hp, mobil, sepeda, becak, rumah, ato pesawat...

*bila penolakan berlanjut, hubungi dukun daerah setempat*
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Re: rayuan vs gombal ^_^
« Reply #6 on: 27 September 2007, 12:38:32 PM »
Quote from: 7th on 27 September 2007, 11:44:35 AM
maksud gw tipe2 kaya gini... tapi bukan yang ini...

dulu tuh ada :
(seinget gw) love is like playing pino, first u must follow the rules, after that u have to follow ur heart...  8)

we're angels with one wing, and we can only fly if we hug each other...  :x

when i'm in front of u, i'm protecting u, when i'm beside u, i'm with u, when i'm behind u, i'm watching over u, when i'm not there for u, it means i'm not in this world anymore...  :-[

maseh banyak seh, tapi lupa...
tapi ini hanya disarankan sebagai resep untuk umur 13-17 tahun ajah...
kalo diatas umur 17, bisa pake, cin2, anting, kalung, gelang, hp, mobil, sepeda, becak, rumah, ato pesawat...

*bila penolakan berlanjut, hubungi dukun daerah setempat*
;D :)) ^:)^
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Karena apa gunanya hanya membaca kata-kata belaka?
Apakah mempelajari obat-obatan saja
Dapat menyembuhkan yang sakit?
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