Wife : Honey... what are you looking for ?
husband : nothing.
wife : nothing...
You've been reading our meriage certiificate for an hour??
husband : I was just looking for the expiry date
wife : you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
husband : when there is a problem, no matter how imposible I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
wife : you see how miraculous and powerful I am for you
husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "what other problem can there be grater than this one ?"
interview to millionaire: to whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
millionaire : I owe everything to my wife
interviewer : wow, she must be some woman. what were you before you married her?
millionaire : billionaire
Topic: kilas parodi - kompas (2008 12 15) (Read 1358 times)