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If You Love Someone ... <3
« on: 03 January 2009, 09:12:51 PM »
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE

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Versi Original:
           If you love someone,
           Set her free...
           If she comes back, she's yours,
           If she doesn't, it was never meant to be...

Nah.. di bawah adalah beberapa versi baru tergantung pada kepribadian orang tsb. Sebutkan punyamu :P

Versi Baru...

       Pessimist:
           If you love someone,
           Set her free ...
           If she ever comes back, she's yours,
           If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...

       Optimist:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             Don't worry, she will come back.

       Suspicious:
             (1) If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             If she ever comes back, ask her why.
             (2) If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             but get someone to follow her
             (3) If you love someone,
             are you sure you love that someone?

       Go-getter:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             If she comes back, she's yours,
             If she doesn't, go get her !

       Hunter:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             Don't even wait until she comes back, go hunt
             her down!

       Impatient:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

       Patient:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
             comes back

       Playful:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free ...
             * If she comes back, and if you love her still,
             set her free again,
             repeat *

       C++ Programmer:
             if(you- love(m_she))
             m_she- free()
             if(m_she =3D=3D NULL)
             m_she=3D new CShe;

       Possessive:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free? NEVER!

       Paranoid:
             If you love someone,
             When you let her go,
             she'll be out to get you.

       Fascist:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free..
             She WILL come back or be shot.
             She WILL be yours or be shot.

       Old-Fashioned/Conservative:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             But only if chaperoned by her parents.

       Animal-Rights Activist:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

       Lawyers:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
             amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
             clearly states that...

       Bill Gates:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             If she comes back,
             I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
             and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

       Biologist:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             She'll evolve.

       Statisticians:
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             If she loves you, the probability of her coming
               back is high
             If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

       Dental hygienist :
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             She'll be back when the cavity strikes.

       Shwarzenegger's fans
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             SHE'LL BE BACK!

       Weatherman :
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             If she come back, it's back!
             If she doesn't... who cares!

       Pathetic :
             If you love someone,
             Set her free,
             If she comes back, okay!
             If she doesn't, how could she!

     Sore-looser :
             If you love someone,
             Let her go,
             If she comes back, dump her!
             If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #1 on: 03 January 2009, 09:30:39 PM »
vb programmer


If she is Lover then

 try
     setFree(she)

 catch
     hateHer(she)

 finnaly
     DumpHer(she)
 end try

endif

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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #2 on: 03 January 2009, 09:37:58 PM »
Atheist

 If you love someone ???

this is useless

tell her that love is never exist
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #3 on: 03 January 2009, 09:39:28 PM »
wew yg atheist kurang nyambung.. gimana kalo yg communist bro? ;D

tp yg Vb programmer keren :))
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #4 on: 03 January 2009, 09:45:45 PM »
communist version

 If you love someone,
 
Set her free,

and share her for every man whom love her too.

and if she comes back

enjoy it with ur neigbour  :))
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #5 on: 03 January 2009, 09:47:25 PM »
efficient java programmer:

if ((she=null)!=null) love();
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #6 on: 03 January 2009, 09:49:43 PM »
Quote from: hatRed on 03 January 2009, 09:45:45 PM
communist version

 If you love someone,
 
Set her free,

and share her for every man whom love her too.

and if she comes back

enjoy it with ur neigbour  :))

 =)) =))
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #7 on: 03 January 2009, 09:51:07 PM »
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wah apapun hasil comparenya tetep aja love itumah

*  true/false kok dicompare ma null
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #8 on: 03 January 2009, 09:53:02 PM »
:hammer: kalo gt ogah punya cwo yg communist yow
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #9 on: 03 January 2009, 09:54:35 PM »
Quote from: hatRed on 03 January 2009, 09:51:07 PM
[at]  sumedho

wah apapun hasil comparenya tetep aja love itumah

*  true/false kok dicompare ma null
satu = di java itu assignment, kalau == baru comparison
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #10 on: 03 January 2009, 10:07:04 PM »
o ya yak :hammer:

trus kalo gitu ya pasti false donk pas di compare di != null ;D
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #11 on: 03 January 2009, 10:29:11 PM »
ralat utk communist version:
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enjoy it her with ur neighbour :))
=))

tapi bukannya itu socialist?
berbagi mah..

kalo komunis kudunya beda lagi..

gmn ama yg kapitalis ya? dieksploitasi abis2an kali yak :))
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #12 on: 03 January 2009, 10:35:52 PM »
Kapitalist version

If u love someone

set her pricelly

if she comes back

sell her before she is under value 

:))
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #13 on: 03 January 2009, 10:54:15 PM »
Quote from: hatRed on 03 January 2009, 10:07:04 PM
o ya yak :hammer:

trus kalo gitu ya pasti false donk pas di compare di != null ;D
gitu deh. kalo variable udah di release (assign dengan null), mana bakal balik lagi :))
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Re: If You Love Someone ... <3
« Reply #14 on: 05 January 2009, 02:56:55 PM »
holla kaka...
nih dy thread yang ak tunggu2 hehehe
makasih yahh..
btw, offline message waktu tuh,, no hp koko ??


kalo aku sih pilih yang optimis aja..
hehe
 ;D
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