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IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A COMPUTER EXPERT
« on: 22 September 2010, 07:59:24 PM »
Husband: (came home late from office) Hello, honey.. Now I'm logged in."

Wife: "Did you bring the gift that I want?"
Husband: "Bad command or filename."

Wife: "But I already asked you this morning!"
Husband: "Errorneous syntax. Abort?"

Wife: "Then, how about buy new television?"
Husband: "Variable not found..."

Wife: "OK, I want your credit card, I'll shop by myself."
Husband: "Sharing Violation. Access denied..."

Wife: "Do you love me better than your computer? Or you just playing?"
Husband: "Too many parameters..."

Wife: "The worst mistake was I married with Idiot man like you!"
husband: "Data type mismatch."

Wife: "You're useless."
Husband: "It's by Default."

Wife: "How about ur wage?"
husband: "File in use ... Try later."

Wife: "What i am in this family?"
Husband: "Unknown Virus."
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Re: IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A COMPUTER EXPERT
« Reply #1 on: 22 September 2010, 09:55:48 PM »
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Re: IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A COMPUTER EXPERT
« Reply #2 on: 22 September 2010, 11:00:09 PM »
kalo expert gak pake windows, jadi gak kena virus
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Re: IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A COMPUTER EXPERT
« Reply #3 on: 22 September 2010, 11:19:31 PM »
kalo expert gak pake windows, jadi gak kena virus

kalau pakai Windows artinya bukan expert ::)

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Re: IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A COMPUTER EXPERT
« Reply #4 on: 23 September 2010, 12:03:14 AM »
kalo expert gak pake windows, jadi gak kena virus
Implikasi dalam kehidupan nyatanya? Cowo yang expert ga nyari bini gitu ya? Nyarinya apa dunk? ^-^
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Re: IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A COMPUTER EXPERT
« Reply #5 on: 23 September 2010, 04:10:39 AM »
haha..

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Re: IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A COMPUTER EXPERT
« Reply #6 on: 23 September 2010, 07:47:51 AM »
So, kesimpulannya?

Don't marry computer expert !

 

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