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Offline ajan

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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #30 on: 05 November 2007, 02:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Pooh on 30 August 2007, 02:11:22 PM
Tukang Daging dan Ibu-ibu Sakit Gigi

Suatu pagi lewatlah seorang penjual daging."Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg! !!"
teriaknya. Seorang ibu rumah tangga yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget
mendengarteriakan si tukang daging.
Ibu: "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!???"
Tukang daging : "Wah kebetulan gak punya, Bu. Hari ini daging semua..."



wakakakaka...lucu...lucu  =))
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #31 on: 12 November 2007, 04:46:27 PM »
*this is not a true story*

when the dalai lama was in US, he saw a hot dog stall. since he's hungry, he decided to buy a hot dog...

dalai lama: "may I have one hot dog please...?"
hot dog guy: "what do you want? onion, mustard, chili, ketchup or pickle?"
dalai lama: "Make me one with everything"
hot dog guy: "ok" *making the hot dog* "here you go.. $7.50"
dalai lama: "thanks" and he gave $20
dalai lama kept waiting for the change... waiting... waiting... but the guy did not give the change
dalai lama: "Hey where's my change?"
hot dog guy: "i can't give it to you. change must come from within"

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #32 on: 31 December 2007, 06:41:09 PM »
 :))
Quote from: morpheus on 12 November 2007, 04:46:27 PM
*this is not a true story*

when the dalai lama was in US, he saw a hot dog stall. since he's hungry, he decided to buy a hot dog...

dalai lama: "may I have one hot dog please...?"
hot dog guy: "what do you want? onion, mustard, chili, ketchup or pickle?"
dalai lama: "Make me one with everything"
hot dog guy: "ok" *making the hot dog* "here you go.. $7.50"
dalai lama: "thanks" and he gave $20
dalai lama kept waiting for the change... waiting... waiting... but the guy did not give the change
dalai lama: "Hey where's my change?"
hot dog guy: "i can't give it to you. change must come from within"

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #33 on: 01 January 2008, 10:01:57 PM »
kalo sammasambuddha-nya 10.000 tahun si 'ananda' nya harus pakai laptop -> Ditambah HardDisk Mesti 500 Giga  ;D
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #34 on: 01 January 2008, 10:04:27 PM »
Quote from: ajan on 05 November 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Quote from: Pooh on 30 August 2007, 02:11:22 PM
Tukang Daging dan Ibu-ibu Sakit Gigi

Suatu pagi lewatlah seorang penjual daging."Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg! !!"
teriaknya. Seorang ibu rumah tangga yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget
mendengarteriakan si tukang daging.
Ibu: "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!???"
Tukang daging : "Wah kebetulan gak punya, Bu. Hari ini daging semua..."



wakakakaka...lucu...lucu  =))

:-w busyet buat saya ketawa kayak orang gila =))
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #35 on: 01 January 2008, 10:06:42 PM »
Quote from: jamescoa on 31 December 2007, 06:41:09 PM
:))
Quote from: morpheus on 12 November 2007, 04:46:27 PM
*this is not a true story*

when the dalai lama was in US, he saw a hot dog stall. since he's hungry, he decided to buy a hot dog...

dalai lama: "may I have one hot dog please...?"
hot dog guy: "what do you want? onion, mustard, chili, ketchup or pickle?"
dalai lama: "Make me one with everything"
hot dog guy: "ok" *making the hot dog* "here you go.. $7.50"
dalai lama: "thanks" and he gave $20
dalai lama kept waiting for the change... waiting... waiting... but the guy did not give the change
dalai lama: "Hey where's my change?"
hot dog guy: "i can't give it to you. change must come from within"

 ;D ;D ;D


 ^:)^ ^:)^ ^:)^ jika ditambah 1 lagi lelucon saya bisa =)) =))
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #36 on: 02 January 2008, 02:35:08 AM »
Thx buat semua yang dah posting ya lucu-lucu disini.
Terus berkarya ya. ginny tunggu karya-karya berikutnya
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #37 on: 02 January 2008, 04:31:24 PM »
Karya Ginny juga donk  :)
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #38 on: 31 January 2008, 02:56:01 PM »
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #39 on: 31 January 2008, 02:56:33 PM »
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #40 on: 31 January 2008, 02:57:06 PM »
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Tree falling in the forest.
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #41 on: 31 January 2008, 09:12:50 PM »
Is there anybody can help me to understand the last 3 jokes?
Kelas berat banget.. ^:)^
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #42 on: 01 February 2008, 09:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Lex Chan on 31 January 2008, 09:12:50 PM
Is there anybody can help me to understand the last 3 jokes?
Kelas berat banget.. ^:)^

hehe..pernah baca light bulb jokes khan ?
biasanya digunakan untuk menyindir org2 tertentu,
misalnya ..
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

untuk menyindir kalo polisi jarang ada kalo lagi dibutuhkan.

then..
joke pertama..
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

untuk menyindir, bahwa Buddhist itu lah light bulb it sendiri,
Buddhist itu sendirilah Buddha ( ato calon Buddha )  ;D

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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #43 on: 01 February 2008, 09:12:31 PM »
wow...
Lucu... lucu...
Lagi dunk...  :)) :))
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Re: Buddhist Humour
« Reply #44 on: 01 February 2008, 11:00:51 PM »
Quote from: oddiezz on 01 February 2008, 09:09:27 AM
then..
joke pertama..
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

untuk menyindir, bahwa Buddhist itu lah light bulb it sendiri,
Buddhist itu sendirilah Buddha ( ato calon Buddha )  ;D

Yang pertama udah ngerti.. ;D
Yang dua lainnya? ???
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