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Re: Buddhist jokes
« Reply #15 on: 08 November 2013, 09:22:33 AM »
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Re: Buddhist jokes
« Reply #16 on: 17 November 2013, 02:02:49 PM »
Kisah berikut diceritakan Bhikkhu S.Dhammika dalam komentar di blognya:

In the 1970s there was an officer in the Sri Lankan immigration department who responsible for western monks and who did her best to make our lives a misery. When some monks asked for a one month or two month visa extension she would say “What for?” and they would reply “Because I am meditation.” She would then say “The Buddha said that it you practice as you have been taught you will attain enlightenment within seven days. I’ll give you a seven day extension!”

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according Satipatthanasutta we can attain enlighten within 7 days if practice it.  :hammer:
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Re: Buddhist jokes
« Reply #17 on: 17 November 2013, 02:26:36 PM »
according Satipatthanasutta we can attain enlighten within 7 days if practice it.  :hammer:

Benar :))
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Re: Buddhist jokes
« Reply #18 on: 17 November 2013, 04:37:04 PM »
Benar :))
unfortunately so hard in this time to attainment like the taught. ^:)^
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Re: Buddhist jokes
« Reply #19 on: 21 November 2013, 06:39:02 PM »
according Satipatthanasutta we can attain enlighten within 7 days if practice it.  :hammer:

That's why immigration officer only give 7 days visa.



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