Husband: (came home late from office) Hello, honey.. Now I'm logged in."
Wife: "Did you bring the gift that I want?"
Husband: "Bad command or filename."
Wife: "But I already asked you this morning!"
Husband: "Errorneous syntax. Abort?"
Wife: "Then, how about buy new television?"
Husband: "Variable not found..."
Wife: "OK, I want your credit card, I'll shop by myself."
Husband: "Sharing Violation. Access denied..."
Wife: "Do you love me better than your computer? Or you just playing?"
Husband: "Too many parameters..."
Wife: "The worst mistake was I married with Idiot man like you!"
husband: "Data type mismatch."
Wife: "You're useless."
Husband: "It's by Default."
Wife: "How about ur wage?"
husband: "File in use ... Try later."
Wife: "What i am in this family?"
Husband: "Unknown Virus."