=)) , mesti dibaca pake logat singlis
10 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
One day in a language school in Australia.
Teacher : "All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using the
words
GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try?"
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya : "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN
grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm
YELLOW sunlight around me."
Teacher : "Not bad. Okay, who's next?"
Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore.
Ah Beng : "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
Teacher : "No, no, not you!"
Ah Beng : "Aaaiiyaaa.. . let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I'm
stupid meeh..?"
Teacher : "Okay.. go ahead..."
Ah Beng : "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN... GREEEEEN... I PINK
up
and I said YELLOOOOW?"
Teacher : ??
One day in a language school in Australia.
Teacher : "All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using the
words
GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try?"
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya : "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN
grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm
YELLOW sunlight around me."
Teacher : "Not bad. Okay, who's next?"
Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore.
Ah Beng : "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
Teacher : "No, no, not you!"
Ah Beng : "Aaaiiyaaa.. . let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I'm
stupid meeh..?"
Teacher : "Okay.. go ahead..."
Ah Beng : "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN... GREEEEEN... I PINK
up
and I said YELLOOOOW?"
Teacher : ??
If practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect,then why practice? ^-^
(by yanks)
Name to Avoid For Your Kids ::)) :))
1) Anne Chang (in Mandarin) - Dirty
2) Anne Chin (in Mandarin) - Keep quiet
3) Carl Chng (in Hokkein) Buttock
4) Carmen Teng (in Hokkein) - Leg hair long
5) Corrine Tai (in Hokkein) - Poor fellow
6) Faye Chen (in Mandarin) Dusty
7) Henry Mah (in Mandarin) - Hate your mum
8) Henry Tan (in Hokkein) - Let you wait
9) Jane Tan (in Mandarin) - Fried egg
10) Judy Soo (in Mandarin) - Fated to lose.
11) Leslie Tong (in Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
12) Lucy Liaw (in Hokkein) - You are dead
13) Michael Tan (in Cantonese) - Selling eggs
14) Monica Cheng (in Hokkein) - Touch your buttock
15) Nelson Chong (in Mandarin) - Worms-infested bird
16) Nelson Tan (in Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
17) Paul Chan (in Cantonese) - Bankrupt
18) Suzie Leow (in Hokkein) - Lost till death
Chinese Names - Annie Wan(Anyone) [A joke]=)) =)) =)) :>- :>-
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no
one) as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/6223/funnyie4.jpg)^:)^ ^:)^ ^:)^ **censored :))
Spoiler for jawaban dari bos:
I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean ..
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
· Saying the right thing, at the right time . . . .Priceless…
Q: What is the first computer ever invented?
A: Apple. Coz in the garden of Eden, Eve already touched & ate the apple.
5 DON'TS when you are sleeping.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
humanitarian eats compassion and affection ;D
One day in a language school in Australia.
Teacher : "All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using the
words
GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try?"
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya : "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN
grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm
YELLOW sunlight around me."
Teacher : "Not bad. Okay, who's next?"
Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore.
Ah Beng : "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
Teacher : "No, no, not you!"
Ah Beng : "Aaaiiyaaa.. . let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I'm
stupid meeh..?"
Teacher : "Okay.. go ahead..."
Ah Beng : "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN... GREEEEEN... I PINK
up
and I said YELLOOOOW?"
Teacher : ??
A wife awoke early one morning to the sounds of her husband angrily banging around pots and pans in the kitchens.
When she goes downstairs, she sees that he is looking for something to eat but, more importantly, is very upset about something.
"What's the problem, darling? Didn't your program work?"
"It worked. I wrote that code until the wee hours of the morning, and it worked!"
"Then what's the matter? Were there a lot of bugs in it?"
"I took special pains to eliminate the bugs. It worked, and it worked perfectly!"
"So what's wrong?"
"I was so tired when I finished, I decided to take a little nap, just for a few minutes."
"Did you not sleep well? Did you have a nightmare?" the concerned wife inquired.
"No, I slept perfectly well ... with my head on the backspace key."
Sptnya forgot jg bole deh... :-?bisa juga ya... ;D
for·got
[fer-got] Show IPA
verb
a simple past tense and past participle of forget.
source (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/forgot)
He must have forgot to back up :))
A: Hi there, do you want to know god?
B: ok
A: Nice to meet you!
A: Hi there, do you want to know god?:hammer:
B: ok
A: Nice to meet you!
A: Hi there, do you want to know god?
B: ok
A: Nice to meet you!
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di tempatku udah keluar gambar kok cc miaka :o
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udah nongol kah?
The Bunny's Gone :o :o :o
???kelincinya hilang tadi... :))
???
kelincinya hilang tadi... :))
profile picture m14ka bunny nya hilang kali maksudnyaukan di profile pic cc, di signaturenya.. ;D
eitss...salah, kayanya dari dulu bukan gambar bunny yag?
We were discussing reincarnation, and most of us were thinking of coming back as doctors, lawyers, actresses. Then one friend broke the trend: "I'd like to come back as a bear," she said.
"Why?" we asked.
"I would finally have a fur coat, I would sleep all winter -- and I wouldn't have to worry about my waistline."
During my first day managing the kitchen of an old plantation restaurant, I noticed that one of the waiters was always smiling. After several days passed he still wore a cheerful grin, so I decided to ask what his secret was.
"You must be a happy man," I Said. "How do you always keep smiling?"
He relaxed his smile and held his finger to his forehead. "Actually," he replied, "It's the only way to hold up my glasses while I work."
Yg ini gw kurang ngerti, glasses di situ kacamata atau gelas? dan mengapa harus di-hold pake pipi? :-?
glasses di sini artinya kacamata. dia senyum lebar supaya kacamatanya ngga jatuh.
Kenapa bisa jatuh kalo ada gagang kacamata yg nyantel di telinga? Kecuali dia ga punya telinga ::)
I still don't got it. :-?
Kenapa bisa jatuh kalo ada gagang kacamata yg nyantel di telinga? Kecuali dia ga punya telinga ::)
I still don't got it. :-?
kira2 begini ilustrasinya:
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kalo dia ga senyum, pipinya ga melebar.. sehingga kacamatanya melorot..
while traveling on a plane, I met a reporter.
Reporter (R) : Hello, so glad to meet U
Me (M) : Thank U, me too.
R : aha...U are an Indonesian...!
M : how come U can recognised me as an Indonesian?
R : Sure, I can recognised U as an Indonesian because of U wrapped your documents with plastic bag ! Only Indonesian had such habbits.
Maksudnya dilaminating? ::)
hahaha....bukan bro Sanjiva, tapi didalam tas yang saya caklong, semua ijasah sy (tentu sudah dlm bentuk laminating) itu saya kreseki... ;D
puiihhh....maluuuu....bangettt..... ^-^
So, this is real story then. :D
Sure bro...real story but I think it is so funny also, we are Indonesian so famous whom wrapped using plastic bag for documents..... ;Dif wrapping documents using plastic is funny, then what about Korean using plastic on their face?? :P
if wrapping documents using plastic is funny, then what about Korean using plastic on their face?? :P
Actually this is true story.
In the Alms-giving, the devotees put in the plates of monks one by one, all of them neatly queued.
Most of monks make sign "shaking head" and the meal put on the plate then.
Indonesian monk who does same thing with them but he didn't get that meal.
But this monk only keep quite because of very shamed at that time.
After come to the Vihara then he asked to another monk,
"why he didn't get the meal, even he makes that "shaking head" same with them ?
The monk replied him : What's your nationality ?
In what country did it take place?
In what country did it take place?
India maybe, where they shake their head for yes gesture ?
Sis M14ka, if U don't mind I would like to keep the name of country, because of I want to keep the name of the monk, if U know the name of country then U will can guess the name of Indonesian monk....hehehe.... ;D
Sis M14ka, if U don't mind I would like to keep the name of country, because of I want to keep the name of the monk, if U know the name of country then U will can guess the name of Indonesian monk....hehehe.... ;D
Bro Sanjiva, the shaking head for said yes not only India, but huge land of India formerly, like Pakistan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Tamil, etc. ;D
Anyway this funny story really happened, therefore I wld like to share this story to this forum that don't follow local habit because of they know our nationality that its mean "NO", otherwise will wrong happend. ;D
It is not embarassing experience nor humiliate him, I think it doesn't have to be keep secret. IMHO.
Just some kind of funny moments like Ajahn Brahm usually told in his tour d'Indonesie. Ah, we Asians are differ than Westerner in openess and sense of humor. :)
Talking about it, I suddenly remember one really funny moments that Ajahn Brahm ever said. :))
The latest joke he told was about how he sucked hard the straw in his glass of drink he received from his laymen in some place (Singapore maybe :-?). The harder he sucked but still the drink didn't come out from the straw in his mouth.
Many faces were making little smile before him, then finally he found that the straw he sucked hard was a somekind of stiring spoon. A little one. :)) :))
And he proudly told this story in public to us and many people. :D
:o I also think about the same jokes..!! That's really funnyyy ya..... :))
It is not embarassing experience nor humiliate him, I think it doesn't have to be keep secret. IMHO.
Just some kind of funny moments like Ajahn Brahm usually told in his tour d'Indonesie. Ah, we Asians are differ than Westerner in openess and sense of humor. :)
But i'm curious how they know our nationality without asking?
Talking about it, I suddenly remember one really funny moments that Ajahn Brahm ever said. :))
[at] bro Sanjiva and sis M14ka,
I think I not dare enough yet to tell it, very sorry to make both of U disappointed ;D
No problem at all Granny... ;D
But i'm curious how they know our nationality without asking?
Talking about it, I suddenly remember one really funny moments that Ajahn Brahm ever said. :))
When I came to my class, the lecture already done and I was late.:))
Me (M) : Excuse me Ven, very sorry Im late.
Lecturer (L) : Why U late ?
M : No bus, Ven.
L : What ?? what U said ?? in our country no bus ?
M : Very sorry not like that, at that time no bus, because all buses said 'NO' to me
L : So, how come U can come here ?
M : I still get on the bus eventhough they said 'NO'
L : Oh I see, U R not Us.
(*** all the bus always shake their head when I asked whether the bus go to my campus)
:))
shasika cloningan siapa ya? :-?
Sepertinya mirip seseorang...
siapakah itu bro ?;D
;D
kenapa bro ? merasa pernah kenal kah ? ^-^nenek.... srilanka.... sekolah.... :-?
Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.'' Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''
St. Peter replied, ''J***s has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''
nenek.... srilanka.... sekolah.... :-?
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
ralat yang kemarin:
Yang punya simfoni 1 sampai 9 bukannya Beethoven? :-?dapt dai wiki sih gini:
Penamaan simfony mozart lebih spesifik dan rinci bukan hanya nomor, sepertinya... ::)
Yang punya simfoni 1 sampai 9 bukannya Beethoven? :-?
Penamaan simfony mozart lebih spesifik dan rinci bukan hanya nomor, sepertinya... ::)
I remember about 'Symphony no.9' of Beethoven, cos of this music composed in the very impossible situation for Us, he was deaf already at that time, how come he could composed very beautiful music/orchestra, which still exizt till now.
Yup. He could heard all those notes in his brain. What a music genius !