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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #45 on: 29 December 2007, 06:17:10 PM »
Hahaha...
Very nice Jokes...
I can't stop laugh... especially about that Singlish+Hokien thingy...
Keep posting okay...

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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #46 on: 30 December 2007, 10:53:40 AM »
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #47 on: 30 December 2007, 05:18:34 PM »
so funny..
very very funny.... :))

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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #48 on: 04 January 2008, 08:18:19 PM »
An Immigration Officer (IO) asked to Korean refugee (KR), “Your name, please…”

KR: PAK YU.

IO: f**k you, I said give me your full name!!

KR: PAK YU TU..
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« Reply #50 on: 04 January 2008, 09:47:08 PM »
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #51 on: 07 January 2008, 11:03:05 PM »
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #52 on: 09 January 2008, 11:47:05 AM »
Boy: Are you free tonight?
Girl: Sorry, I am expensive.. ;D
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #53 on: 10 January 2008, 12:19:49 AM »

"Yeah right! I carried this stuff through two subways,
three airport terminals and four parking lots -
now I'm going to pay you 10 bucks to put it in the elevator!"
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« Reply #54 on: 10 January 2008, 12:20:01 AM »
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #55 on: 16 January 2008, 09:20:48 PM »
Car Names

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #56 on: 16 January 2008, 09:54:13 PM »
Name to Avoid For Your Kids :

1) Anne Chang (in Mandarin) - Dirty

2) Anne Chin (in Mandarin) - Keep quiet
 
3) Carl Chng (in Hokkein) Buttock
 
4) Carmen Teng (in Hokkein) - Leg hair long
 
5) Corrine Tai (in Hokkein) - Poor fellow
 
6) Faye Chen (in Mandarin) Dusty
 
7) Henry Mah (in Mandarin) - Hate your mum
 
8) Henry Tan (in Hokkein) - Let you wait
 
9) Jane Tan (in Mandarin) - Fried egg
 
10) Judy Soo (in Mandarin) - Fated to lose.
 
11) Leslie Tong (in Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
 
12) Lucy Liaw (in Hokkein) - You are dead
 
13) Michael Tan (in Cantonese) - Selling eggs
 
14) Monica Cheng (in Hokkein) - Touch your buttock
 
15) Nelson Chong (in Mandarin) - Worms-infested bird
 
16) Nelson Tan (in Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
 
17) Paul Chan (in Cantonese) - Bankrupt
 
18) Suzie Leow (in Hokkein) - Lost till death 
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #57 on: 16 January 2008, 10:15:22 PM »
Name to Avoid For Your Kids :

1) Anne Chang (in Mandarin) - Dirty

2) Anne Chin (in Mandarin) - Keep quiet
 
3) Carl Chng (in Hokkein) Buttock
 
4) Carmen Teng (in Hokkein) - Leg hair long
 
5) Corrine Tai (in Hokkein) - Poor fellow
 
6) Faye Chen (in Mandarin) Dusty
 
7) Henry Mah (in Mandarin) - Hate your mum
 
8) Henry Tan (in Hokkein) - Let you wait
 
9) Jane Tan (in Mandarin) - Fried egg
 
10) Judy Soo (in Mandarin) - Fated to lose.
 
11) Leslie Tong (in Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
 
12) Lucy Liaw (in Hokkein) - You are dead
 
13) Michael Tan (in Cantonese) - Selling eggs
 
14) Monica Cheng (in Hokkein) - Touch your buttock
 
15) Nelson Chong (in Mandarin) - Worms-infested bird
 
16) Nelson Tan (in Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
 
17) Paul Chan (in Cantonese) - Bankrupt
 
18) Suzie Leow (in Hokkein) - Lost till death 
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #58 on: 17 January 2008, 11:48:14 AM »
Chinese Names - Annie Wan(Anyone)  [A joke]

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no
one) as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Aku akan melaksanakannya dengan tubuhku,
Karena apa gunanya hanya membaca kata-kata belaka?
Apakah mempelajari obat-obatan saja
Dapat menyembuhkan yang sakit?
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Re: Some jokes in english
« Reply #59 on: 17 January 2008, 11:19:31 PM »
Chinese Names - Annie Wan(Anyone)  [A joke]

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no
one) as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

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