Are you creative ? If so , solve these problem to prove it !

[johan3000]

1 . People always cry when they cut onions .
as in the proverb : Never ask a manager or Boss to cut onions. problem at this level will be solve by maid. But if you need to cut a lot of unions, please contact me to union cutting machines.  

2 . The one who wears glasses has this problem , the glasses get wet when it rains .I wear soft contact lenses, so don't have this problem. If you need a lot of contact lenses, please don't hesitated to contact me!

3 . It is very disturbing when your cells ring in class .
actually a phone need way to detect which area should be ring or vibrate. so the user don't need to set or reset the ring tone....

Or the phone will be shout up when gently tap by a finger twice.

4 . Not everybody can remember new words easily .
Bring a beautiful secretary with you that she will write down and train you all the new words. That might be fun. Every time you can remember, you will get a bonus!

5 . How to stay awake while study ?
It depend on the subject,
if I study how to pick up girl. then I will stay awake.
(for this problem, not much i can help)

THINK and CREATE a THING to solve these problem ,
this is not about to solve these problem with a common way ,
but think with your crazy way about WHAT THING WILL YOU CREATE TO SOLVE THESE PROBLEMS !

COME ON ! let's start .

The one who creatives will get a GRP from me .

Yoch friends !  

request GRP please.      

[hatRed]

1. Cut it with blender.

[hatRed]

2. Put off the glasses. And keep it in water resist plastc

[hatRed]

Dont bring cellphn in class. U can leave it at loker. It wil nver in the class.

[hatRed]

4. Give punishment to those "not epribodi"

[hatRed]

Start the study after they wokesup from sleep

[Forte]

1. design mini fume hood for cutting onions
2. create hat that be attached your glasses
3. create acoustic box to store your cells
4. create new portable device that can be used as storage and linked into your brain
5. design portable screaming player that be modified for catching some sounds like "hoaam", "zzzz" or snoring sound and playing screaming sound automatically

[vathena]

 [at] forte
wow wow , barang ciptaannya bagus2 juga loh , sayang aye ngak gitu ngerti artinyaa , boleh tolong ditranslate ngak bro forte ? tapi sebelumnya , aye send GRP untuk benda kreatifnya bro forte

[vathena]

^
ooppzzz , I forgot to write in english ,

 [at] johan3r en bro hatred
good answers actually , but still not as creative as bro forte , bro forte created a thing .
but thanks for your solution , it can be use for the real life .

[vathena]

hhheeeemmmmmm , because of my kindness , all my DC friends who answered these question will get +1 GRP from me , because the solution that they gave .

especially for ko medho en bro forte , they will get +2 GRP from me because they gave what I want , they create a thing to solve these problem . ko medho en bro forte , I owe you +1 for the next month .

[vathena]

melia yansil , bro indra , bro sacheng , bro hatred got +1 GRP from me .

[Forte]

1. Bikin lemari asam mini yg didesain u/ potong bawang
2. Bikin topi yang dilekatkan dgn kacamata biar gak basah
3. Bikin kotak kedap suara buat hp
4. Bikin storage portable yg disambung ke otak
5. Bikin pemutar suara teriakan yg bs menangkap suara mengantuk n mendengkur, dan memutar suara teriakan scr otomatis

[johan3000]

melia yansil , bro indra , bro sacheng , bro hatred got +1 GRP from me .

gimana caranya memberikan GRP pada beberapa orang (lebih dari satu)

[vathena]

^
yach tinggal di klik ajah , gitu ajah kok repot .

[an_atta]

There's a tale often told in design circles of how, in the heat of the space race, NASA paid over a million dollars to develop a pen that worked in zero gravity. The Russians, however, took a different approach. They used a pencil.

Please forgive me for quoting those sentences, but I simply can't help myself not to post it.
Please guide me in the concept of "being creative" and "over-innovation".
Many thanks beforehand.